05-21-2007, 09:01 PM | #76 |
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Everything. I'm on cloud-fucking-9.
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05-21-2007, 09:06 PM | #77 |
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I'm feeling good after having a turkey sandwich. I also got my kids new lunch boxes which they're going to love. I also got them little thermos's so they can take warm food to school for lunch. They're going to be so excited!
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05-21-2007, 09:30 PM | #78 |
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05-22-2007, 08:45 AM | #79 |
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Ditto that for me grant!! Enjoy!
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05-22-2007, 11:12 AM | #80 |
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I've finally figured out what I'm going to write about, re: Swift. Ye-freakin'-HA!
Plus, lyfe is goode right now. Beddy, Beddy goode.
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05-22-2007, 11:50 AM | #81 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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And 6 cellarites would erect a shrine in their home in your honor. You go girl!
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05-22-2007, 11:53 AM | #82 |
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Beautiful weather.
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05-24-2007, 06:36 AM | #83 |
Esnohplad Semaj Ton
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Tomorrow is Friday, and that means good times.
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05-24-2007, 10:51 AM | #84 |
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I got to spend time (even if brief, he had to catch a bus) with my BF, and he gave me some books and a very politically incorrect video as "just because" gifts.
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05-24-2007, 10:53 AM | #85 |
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05-24-2007, 11:25 AM | #86 |
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I had not one, not two, but THREEEEEE gentleman callers this morning!
I'm on Cloud Eleven!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
05-24-2007, 11:28 AM | #87 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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God sent me a letter, pre-sort "resident" addressed. Enclosed was a paper hanky that has been anointed with the power to CHANGE MY LIFE. All I have to do is write down what I want and put it under my pillow.
Also enclosed was a sacred, sealed, spiritual prophecy...sealed with sticky glue. Let's see here (reading) blah blah, mumble mumble...oh, here it is "do not open this prophecy until you have placed your prayer page and the prayer handkerchief back to this 56 year old church before sunset tomorrow or the next day. God will help you do this. You will see..." CRAP, I unsealed the damn thing. Now what? Will I burn in eternal hell? Just my luck, all I've gone through in life and a damn pre-sort letter damns me to hell. I also didn't "sow my seed gift to God's work in the amount of $_____" Hallelujah!
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05-24-2007, 11:33 AM | #88 |
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You've just started the End Sequence. Apocolypse Now, baby!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
05-24-2007, 11:33 AM | #89 |
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Shawnee, if it's resealable... god will never know you opened it. And think of all the money you saved.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Quote:
The envelope said god was watching the whole thing. Don't try to fool the big guy! Plus, I kinda tore the paper in my haste to find my prophecy. Wait, why is the ground opening up beneath me? Hellpp
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