The Dick Slit

[Dingleschmutz]

Before you get your hopes up, I'm not talking about a nectareous part of the female anatomy. When you're drunk on St. Patty's Day, you go with the first term that comes to your head. What I'm talking about is the opening in the front of men's underwear that we can use to thread our members through for the sake of relieving ourselves. Anyway, this basically turned into a 3 hour shouting match, but in between the suggestions that the opposition participates in alternative lifestyles, two sides emerged.

One side is the group of guys that thinks that since the dick slit is there, guys should fish their dicks out through the slit and then pee. The other side is the group of guys that thinks that's too much work, so they just pull the elastic down and free willy from the top. The first side was accused of having small members, too much time on their hands, and an anal-retentive nature if they insist on using the dick slit. The second side was accused of being one step away from doing the 5-year-old boy thing of pulling pants and underwear down to their ankles when using the urinal.

So anyway, who's right? Is the dick slit necessary or unnecessary?