random thoughts - Page 6

Clodfobble · 08-14-2008, 12:37 AM

I received a door flyer today for a local fried chicken place.

In the fine print at the bottom of each coupon were the words "No Purchase Necessary."

WTF? It's not a contest, it's a coupon. And furthermore, as none of the items were so heavily discounted as to be completely free, purchase IS in fact necessary.

And the expiration date? "Good for one week after receipt, 2008."

It's like the people who work at fast food places are morons, or something.

ZenGum · 08-14-2008, 12:41 AM

[pulls up at drive through window]

"No burger, but I'd like a large fries and regular coke, thanks"

"Would you like any fries or drinks with that?"

ZenGum · 08-14-2008, 12:43 AM

Oh BTW

I saw Condi Rice on TV last night, and I thought she looked noticably darker than I remembered.
Maybe it was a different lighting/background/TV set. Maybe I'm just wrong.

Has anyone else noticed any change with her? Is this some kind of political shennanigans?

Stress Puppy · 08-14-2008, 01:22 AM

Relationships are more work than my actual work.

But rum makes everything seem alright.

Flint · 09-05-2008, 03:55 PM

"It's not easy bein' Vagina Products MacGyver, " thought Vagina Products MacGyver, as the harpy baselessly trashed his crotch chops.

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-06-2008, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I've been wondering if my basement is wide enough to accommodate a small softair pellet gun target setup.

It likely is end to end. Fifty feet or so?

morethanpretty · 09-07-2008, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stress Puppy

Relationships are more work than my actual work.

Butt rum makes everything seem alright.

Fixed it for ya.

lookout123 · 09-08-2008, 02:27 PM

Xtina is still the most talented AND the hottest little chica to roll out of the late 90's music scene.

yummy.

lookout123 · 09-08-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

And the expiration date? "Good for one week after receipt, 2008."

It's like the people who work at fast food places are morons, or something.

you'd totally trip out if you went to use it and the clerk said, "I'm sorry, this is expired. I remember putting that on your door 9 days ago. I didn't ring the doorbell because you were breastfeeding, but I remember it well."

you'd trip balls, I'm telling you.

Clodfobble · 09-08-2008, 04:31 PM

I would, and then I'd call him a damn liar, because let me tell you, all of those fuckers always ring the doorbell right during naptime.

lookout123 · 09-08-2008, 04:39 PM

trust me i know. the fuckers from schwan's and i have been going rounds for the last few months. we don't even order from them anymore because he'll just stand there and ring and ring and ring.

if i wasn't rocking a baby, i'd get up and kick his ass. maybe i should let lil lookout do it.

binky · 09-08-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater

I wonder why gmail thinks colonoscopy is spelled wrong and offers cloudscape and kaleidoscope as corrections.

Well, I would certainly prefer cloudscape or kaleidoscope to colonoscopy, any day of the week!

Number 2 Pencil · 09-09-2008, 04:45 AM

Could you imagine a large dog with the personality of a Chihuahua? Imagine it still had the yapping bark too.

Sundae · 09-09-2008, 10:26 AM

Does Link Mailing Systems deliberately keep customers on hold for Customer Services? So that only the people with a real problem bother to hang on?

I swear, I am never less than 10 minutes on hold when I call them.
Names and shamed and serves them right.

LabRat · 09-10-2008, 02:34 PM

I will never get sick of 80's music.

Never evar!!

08-14-2008, 12:37 AM	#76
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I received a door flyer today for a local fried chicken place. In the fine print at the bottom of each coupon were the words "No Purchase Necessary." WTF? It's not a contest, it's a coupon. And furthermore, as none of the items were so heavily discounted as to be completely free, purchase IS in fact necessary. And the expiration date? "Good for one week after receipt, 2008." It's like the people who work at fast food places are morons, or something. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-14-2008, 12:41 AM	#77
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	[pulls up at drive through window] "No burger, but I'd like a large fries and regular coke, thanks" "Would you like any fries or drinks with that?" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-14-2008, 12:43 AM	#78
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh BTW I saw Condi Rice on TV last night, and I thought she looked noticably darker than I remembered. Maybe it was a different lighting/background/TV set. Maybe I'm just wrong. Has anyone else noticed any change with her? Is this some kind of political shennanigans? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-14-2008, 01:22 AM	#79
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	Relationships are more work than my actual work. But rum makes everything seem alright. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

09-05-2008, 03:55 PM	#80
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	"It's not easy bein' Vagina Products MacGyver, " thought Vagina Products MacGyver, as the harpy baselessly trashed his crotch chops. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-08-2008, 02:27 PM	#83
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Xtina is still the most talented AND the hottest little chica to roll out of the late 90's music scene. yummy. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-08-2008, 04:31 PM	#85
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I would, and then I'd call him a damn liar, because let me tell you, all of those fuckers always ring the doorbell right during naptime. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-08-2008, 04:39 PM	#86
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	trust me i know. the fuckers from schwan's and i have been going rounds for the last few months. we don't even order from them anymore because he'll just stand there and ring and ring and ring. if i wasn't rocking a baby, i'd get up and kick his ass. maybe i should let lil lookout do it. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-09-2008, 04:45 AM	#88
Number 2 Pencil Not too hard, not too soft Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Next to a yapping dog Posts: 75	Could you imagine a large dog with the personality of a Chihuahua? Imagine it still had the yapping bark too.

09-09-2008, 10:26 AM	#89
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Does Link Mailing Systems deliberately keep customers on hold for Customer Services? So that only the people with a real problem bother to hang on? I swear, I am never less than 10 minutes on hold when I call them. Names and shamed and serves them right.

09-10-2008, 02:34 PM	#90
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I will never get sick of 80's music. Never evar!! __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

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