Cellar Brawl

[Sundae]

Unfortunately, the spare bullets (clips?) Wolf left on the bar start to go off randomly. Sundae - believing Shaun of the Dead is a survival video - immediately goes for the trap door behind the bar. Shocked to discover there is no cellar in this Cellar bar, she knocks herself unconscious and lies motionless while an inferno rages above her.

Elspode, seeing her plight, immediately grabs a soda siphon, dousing the flames. Then starts creeping towards SG's prone body, hoping to start a different kind of trouble. I predict a riot.

[Radar]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Zengum slaps Bruce up the back of the head, as promised elsewhere.

And administers a Wet Willie* to Deathlysilence, just to keep things moving.

*Moisten the tip of one finger in liquid, and stick in in the victims ear. Just something we like to do down under, if we want to start some trouble.

We do the wet willie here too, but worse than that is the Cecil kiss. That's when you hold someone down and you lick the whole side of their face from the bottom to the top in one flat, wide-tongued, lick. It's from the Beanie & Cecil show.