Idiot sightings - Page 6

Spexxvet · 03-09-2010, 01:18 PM

That's not filigree, it's the signal to call Batman.

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-10-2010, 12:36 PM

"...Blank as a vampire's mirror."

monster · 03-11-2010, 07:07 AM

xoxoxoBruce · 03-14-2010, 12:41 AM

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Despite medical marijuana being legal in Michigan, WalMart has fired a cancer patient and former employee of the year who tested positive for the drug, which was recommended by his doctor.

"I was terminated because I failed a drug screening," ex-WalMart employee Joseph Casias told WZZM-13.

In 2008, Casias was Associate of the Year at the WalMart store in Battle Creek, Mich., despite suffering from sinus cancer and an inoperable brain tumor.

Dickheads.

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ZenGum · 03-14-2010, 06:19 AM

I would think really pissing of someone who is expecting to die soon anyway would be very high risk. Will going Walmart become the new going postal?

ZenGum · 03-30-2010, 07:36 AM

A rare photo of the male Idioticus Adelaidensis in nest construction phase.

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Pete Zicato · 03-30-2010, 12:01 PM

Zen, that's an excellent example.

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-04-2010, 07:28 PM

Oh, now that is lame. Suppose he got ticketed for impeding traffic? If he knew no better, the lumberyard guy should've -- use the tow rings front and rear and bow-bend those plates (2x4s considerably longer than studs, which go vertical, and plates horizontal top and bottom of a wall) over the roof fore and aft.

ZenGum · 05-13-2010, 06:28 AM

Not sure if this is Weird News or Idiot Sightings. I thought this thread might be lonely.

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Man fights for life after slug-eating dare

Health authorities are warning of the dangers of eating slugs as a Sydney man battles a rare form of meningitis.

The ABC has been told that a 21-year-old caught rat lungworm disease after he ate a slug as a dare some time ago.

He is now in a critical condition in hospital.

The disease is caused by a parasitic worm that is carried by slugs and snails.

It can also be caught from raw vegetables or fruit which have not been washed properly.

In some instances, the worm can cause fatal swelling of the brain and spinal cord.

Doctor Jeremy McAnulty from New South Wales Health says these cases are rare and most people can recover.

"It goes away by itself because the body's immune system will eventually get rid of it," he said.

NSW Health says it understands there may be a suspected case in NSW of rat lung worm, however as this is not a notifiable disease and for privacy reasons is unable to provide further details.

Shawnee123 · 05-13-2010, 07:37 AM

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rat lungworm disease

That's IT. THAT's what I have! I KNOW it! [/hypochondriac]

Sheldonrs · 05-13-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That's IT. THAT's what I have! I KNOW it! [/hypochondriac]

Geez Shawnee! For the last time! The test results from the clinic told you what you have! Get the ointment, clear it up and be more careful about what you put in there!!!

Shawnee123 · 05-13-2010, 09:22 AM

But you're the one who recommended I put it in there!

Sheldonrs · 05-13-2010, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

But you're the one who recommended I put it in there!

That was NOT the hole I recommended!

Shawnee123 · 05-13-2010, 10:28 AM

Well, that explains a LOT!

Tulip · 05-13-2010, 02:12 PM

A friend adopted two brown chow puppies recently. Sadly, they got some kind of disease and passed away. A month or two later, he adopted a black retriever labador. As the black puppy was prancing around the courtyard, this girl, she's actually 37 yrs. old, asked, "Is that the same puppy from before?" Someone replied that this puppy is black while the other one was brown. She said she thought it changed color.

03-09-2010, 01:18 PM	#76
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	That's not filigree, it's the signal to call Batman. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-10-2010, 12:36 PM	#77
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"...Blank as a vampire's mirror." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

03-11-2010, 07:07 AM	#78
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think I spotted one __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-14-2010, 06:19 AM	#80
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I would think really pissing of someone who is expecting to die soon anyway would be very high risk. Will going Walmart become the new going postal? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-30-2010, 07:36 AM	#81
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A rare photo of the male Idioticus Adelaidensis in nest construction phase. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-30-2010, 12:01 PM	#82
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Zen, that's an excellent example. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

04-04-2010, 07:28 PM	#83
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Oh, now that is lame. Suppose he got ticketed for impeding traffic? If he knew no better, the lumberyard guy should've -- use the tow rings front and rear and bow-bend those plates (2x4s considerably longer than studs, which go vertical, and plates horizontal top and bottom of a wall) over the roof fore and aft. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

05-13-2010, 09:22 AM	#87
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	But you're the one who recommended I put it in there! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-13-2010, 10:28 AM	#89
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well, that explains a LOT! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-13-2010, 02:12 PM	#90
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	A friend adopted two brown chow puppies recently. Sadly, they got some kind of disease and passed away. A month or two later, he adopted a black retriever labador. As the black puppy was prancing around the courtyard, this girl, she's actually 37 yrs. old, asked, "Is that the same puppy from before?" Someone replied that this puppy is black while the other one was brown. She said she thought it changed color.

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