Stuff You Can't Do - Page 6

Sundae · 01-21-2011, 03:16 PM

Recent Kwikfit advert.
They have improved!

zippyt · 01-21-2011, 05:07 PM

I can do that , Small Ballpean hammers do WOUNDERS !!!

Juniper · 01-22-2011, 01:24 AM

I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. Phillippians 4:13

OK. Really, there are tons of things I can't do.

But you know what? I started writing a list of things I can't do . . . such as: I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't run very far, and I realized that's dumb because I can indeed do all those things. Maybe not very well, maybe not right NOW without practicing, but there's not a damn thing stopping me. OK. I can't FLY (without mechanical assistance), I can't get any younger, I can't have a do-over on life, I can't become invisible, can't go to college for free . . . blah blah blah. But for normal types of things, why the hell not?

And BTW, I reheat Chinese food in the microwave all the time. General Tso's is my favorite, followed by lo mein. Yummy!

Gravdigr · 01-22-2011, 01:05 PM

Ya can't lick your own elbow.

zippyt · 01-22-2011, 03:20 PM

Ya can't lick your own elbow.
seen it done dude
WAY sexy lezbo !!

Gravdigr · 01-23-2011, 01:30 AM

Dayum.

plthijinx · 01-23-2011, 03:26 AM

post or pic or it didn't happen!

Gravdigr · 01-23-2011, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

post or pic or it didn't happen!

He's prolly got 'em!

fargon · 01-23-2011, 03:01 PM

I can't belch and fart at the same time.

zippyt · 01-23-2011, 03:16 PM

You Just havent tryed Hard enough Dude !!

footfootfoot · 01-23-2011, 05:49 PM

sneeze, belch, fart, and piss for the win!

monster · 01-23-2011, 07:16 PM

Apparently, I can't leave an empty slot in my diary. Anything longer that 10 minutes and I'll schedule something in it......

HungLikeJesus · 01-24-2011, 10:58 AM

Kill this thread.

Gravdigr · 01-26-2011, 02:59 AM

Ya can't even throw my cat through the door when there is snow on.

ZenGum · 01-26-2011, 05:37 AM

did you try opening the door?

01-21-2011, 03:16 PM	#76
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01-21-2011, 05:07 PM	#77
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01-22-2011, 01:05 PM	#79
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01-22-2011, 03:20 PM	#80
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Ya can't lick your own elbow. seen it done dude WAY sexy lezbo !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-23-2011, 01:30 AM	#81
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dayum. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-22-2011, 01:24 AM	#78
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	*I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. Phillippians 4:13* OK. Really, there are tons of things I can't do. But you know what? I started writing a list of things I can't do . . . such as: I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't run very far, and I realized that's dumb because I can indeed do all those things. Maybe not very well, maybe not right NOW without practicing, but there's not a damn thing stopping me. OK. I can't FLY (without mechanical assistance), I can't get any younger, I can't have a do-over on life, I can't become invisible, can't go to college for free . . . blah blah blah. But for normal types of things, why the hell not? And BTW, I reheat Chinese food in the microwave all the time. General Tso's is my favorite, followed by lo mein. Yummy!

01-23-2011, 03:26 AM	#82
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	post or pic or it didn't happen! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-23-2011, 03:01 PM	#84
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01-23-2011, 03:16 PM	#85
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	You Just havent tryed Hard enough Dude !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-23-2011, 05:49 PM	#86
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	sneeze, belch, fart, and piss for the win! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-23-2011, 07:16 PM	#87
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Apparently, I can't leave an empty slot in my diary. Anything longer that 10 minutes and I'll schedule something in it...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-24-2011, 10:58 AM	#88
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01-26-2011, 02:59 AM	#89
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ya can't even throw my cat through the door when there is snow on. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-26-2011, 05:37 AM	#90
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	did you try opening the door? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 01-26-2011 at 05:38 AM. Reason: 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777

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