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footfootfoot · 10-31-2011, 06:47 PM

A lot of unlocked bags and cases are opened for un-official inspection by vigilante inspectors who are looking to supplement their income. Sometimes, they don't get the bag closed in time before someone shows up.

happens all the time. All the time.

infinite monkey · 10-31-2011, 06:54 PM

Ok, I didn't think about that. It makes sense now.

I guess I don't 'think outside the box' these days. So much goes right past me.

Otherwise i'd be a billionaire.

HungLikeJesus · 10-31-2011, 07:12 PM

Maybe you just need a bigger box.

DanaC · 10-31-2011, 07:14 PM

That's it! By jove. man, I think you've got it!

We need to significantly increase the size and capacity of our boxes...

infinite monkey · 10-31-2011, 07:15 PM

I'm in. How does this work exactly?

DanaC · 10-31-2011, 07:17 PM

Well, first we have to figure out a supplier for our boxes...

classicman · 10-31-2011, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Maybe you just need a bigger box.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

That's it! By jove. man, I think you've got it!
We need to significantly increase the size and capacity of our boxes...

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I'm in. How does this work exactly?

OMG - SOOO not answering that!

DanaC · 10-31-2011, 07:28 PM

hahahahaha

Wuss.

infinite monkey · 10-31-2011, 07:34 PM

If I could think outside the box I would have a clue what you two are alluding to!

DanaC · 10-31-2011, 07:38 PM

Y'know.....once we've sorted out achieving bigger boxes, well then we'd need to fill them.

Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

classicman · 10-31-2011, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

That question would be best directed to HLJ.

BigV · 11-01-2011, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Y'know.....once we've sorted out achieving bigger boxes, well then we'd need to fill them.

Classic...any ideas on how we'd go about filling our boxes?

I have some experience here, as I've filled a few boxes in my day. Ironically, whenever I'm thinking outside the box, what I'm thinking about is how to get back *inside* the box.

So, no help really. Good luck with your box though.

footfootfoot · 10-31-2011, 08:40 PM

HungLikeJesus · 11-01-2011, 11:07 AM

There was a video that Pam posted a link to a few days ago, but I can't find it now. It's mostly about a guy riding around in a big box. That's what you need - a big box that a guy can ride around in.

classicman · 11-01-2011, 11:32 AM

Dog fed LSD by naked couple is hit by car

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Police said a dachshund was hit by a car and injured Sunday night after it had been fed LSD by its owners.

CBS Affiliate WGCL reports that police responded to a call Sunday evening of a naked man and woman running down Pinehurst Road.

According to Captain Harold Thomas, officers knocked on the door of a house and Nicholas Modrich answered the door naked.

According to police, Modrich and Jamie Hughes, both 25, told officers they had taken LSD, and had given some to their dog Oscar, who was missing.

"They were tripping pretty hard," Captain Thomas told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Officers began to search for Oscar, and learned he had been hit by a car on a nearby road.

After being hit, Thomas said, the dog bit Modrich's mother and brother.

Gwinnett Animal Control took Oscar, but Modrich's family requested he be taken to a private veterinarian, police said. His medical condition is not known.

Police said a search of the house uncovered drug paraphernalia and marijuana. No LSD was found in the home.

Grrrrrrrrrrr Assholes.

10-31-2011, 06:47 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A lot of unlocked bags and cases are opened for un-official inspection by vigilante inspectors who are looking to supplement their income. Sometimes, they don't get the bag closed in time before someone shows up. happens all the time. All the time. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-31-2011, 07:12 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe you just need a bigger box. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-31-2011, 08:40 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-01-2011, 11:07 AM	#14
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	There was a video that Pam posted a link to a few days ago, but I can't find it now. It's mostly about a guy riding around in a big box. That's what you need - a big box that a guy can ride around in. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-31-2011, 06:54 PM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ok, I didn't think about that. It makes sense now. I guess I don't 'think outside the box' these days. So much goes right past me. Otherwise i'd be a billionaire.

10-31-2011, 07:15 PM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm in. How does this work exactly?

10-31-2011, 07:34 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	If I could think outside the box I would have a clue what you two are alluding to!

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