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Yeah, you can't really edit a letter to the editor to make it more grammatically or structurally correct, or more appealing to the well-read folks. Or else they could have made it read: Dear Sir: Verily, it has come to my attention that the country of Iran has chosen to support Assad, whilst Gulf States have announced their intention to oppose Assad. It is my belief that Assad has expressed ill feelings towards the Muslim Brotherhood while the Muslim Brotherhood (as well as United States President Obama) are against General Sisi. You get rid of the errors, the extraneous exclamation points, and the one sentence paragraphs, and it isn't that guy's letter anymore. |
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09-12-2013, 01:51 PM | #77 |
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Nor is it humorous, anymore.
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But my humorless rendition of the letter was tres humorful (at least in my head.)
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I think you mean, it was totes humorful.
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*snickers*
Yeah, I did. |
10-29-2013, 05:56 PM | #81 |
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Meanwhile, in Australia:
...and Russia:
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Robert Fulghum, call your office...
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Slang, Whats happening in the Philippines? Are you still with us?
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Meanwhile, in Finland:
Meanwhile, in Canadia: Meanwhile, in Australia:
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Aussie is genius!
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Either that, or, someone's throwing away a perfectly good white boy.
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Meanwhile, in Washington:
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Meanwhile, in Iraq:
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Meanwhile, in Tunisia:
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