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Join Date: Sep 2001
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Mr 8 Ball,
I just met this black bisexual cowgirl who I want to seduce. When we get back to my place, should I put on Marvin Gaye or George Strait? |
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to live and die in LA
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sheesh.
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Read? I only know how to write.
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since the magic 8 ball's wife is 9 months pregnant, the magic 8 ball is not getting rolled nearly enough.
prostnostications are very, very expensive prognostications are still cheap as free
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Mr 8 Ball
How do they make such highly effective pepper sprays and mustard gas when they can't make a good tasting low-fat mayo?
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I think we both know the answer.
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halve your cake and eat it too.
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thank you so very much mr 8-ball I have been in need of a good laugh of late!
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halve your cake and eat it too.
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but here's the question.. should I or should I not have sex with the old friend?
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Read? I only know how to write.
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I say go for it. If you're lucky, you might even end up getting to raise a child together with your bestest old friend! What could be more fun!
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#86 |
halve your cake and eat it too.
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thank you mr 8ball... for the record I did it anyway, and it was darn pleasant.. no children though
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Psh... tell me in another month, and then I'll believe you.
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halve your cake and eat it too.
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fair enough..
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The Magic 8 Ball is back in session.
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Magic 8 ball, will my corset arrive in time for my night out Saturday?
And will my shoes give me blisters?
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