There's lumberthing I want to tell you - Page 60

lumberjim · 12-14-2016, 08:17 PM

Servant stairs. It was a closet when I only had the bottom floor.

Sunday and Monday, we got the old bedroom painted and changed to the new living room.

captainhook455 · 12-15-2016, 08:11 AM

I know how old Jim is, but if I didn't know his age it would be easy to guess he is not old and decrepit yet just from various pictures I have seen of his house.
No newspapers on the floor from week before last.
No stack of dishes in the dish strainer.
No collection of mail next to the Masters favorite spot on the couch.
No stain on the carpet that has been there since........
No cigarette butts stomped on the garage floor.
No parade of appliances on the kitchen counter.
He finally did get a cat and he claims he doesn't like cats, but he felt sorry for this one. Some smuck put him out declawed. So the sucker I mean Jim and the cat are best buds these days. This is proof positive that Jim is on the road to senility.

tarheel

elSicomoro · 12-15-2016, 10:04 AM

Well, he IS getting remarried too...

captainhook455 · 12-15-2016, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by elSicomoro

Well, he IS getting remarried too...

Probably has dementia. Nobody in their right mind would chance going through that shit again.

tarheel

lumberjim · 12-15-2016, 10:21 AM

I'm about to have 3 cats. And the neighbors did take Fringe in with their other cats. Oh, and I do have that stain, I just don't take pics of it.

lumberjim · 12-18-2016, 08:00 PM

Thanks, Bruce! Merry Christmas!

This is her official move in date. We rented a uhaul and moved all of the big stuff in. It's like Christmas. I've got all this new stuff now. And some of my old stuff that had been stored in her basement.

Pretty cool

Elspode · 12-25-2016, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Thanks, Bruce! Merry Christmas!

This is her official move in date. We rented a uhaul and moved all of the big stuff in. It's like Christmas. I've got all this new stuff now. And some of my old stuff that had been stored in her basement.

Pretty cool

My Bruce cards come similarly address to my wife and me as an afterthought...which is how it should be.

Griff · 12-25-2016, 12:02 PM

Yeah, he's just waiting for us to drop off the radar.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-25-2016, 12:12 PM

Aw, you've found me out.

Elspode · 12-25-2016, 06:33 PM

Hey, at least you've made no pretense all along. You've always liked Tree Fae better than me. Hell, *I* like her better than me!

glatt · 12-18-2016, 08:18 PM

Excellent.

Clodfobble · 12-18-2016, 09:00 PM

That Bruce is a funny guy.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-18-2016, 10:20 PM

Your welcome, many happy returns.

captainhook455 · 12-19-2016, 11:31 AM

Why didn't I think of a card? Oh well I went overboard and got him something for his bike, but I like this big guy even though I've never met him in person yet. He sent me something for my bike. Something I wanted, but to cheap to purchase. I already see what to get him next Christmas unless he buys it first. In case I forget. Merry Christmas everyone or Happy Hanukkah.

tarheel

classicman · 12-19-2016, 07:48 PM

ha! Very nice. Congrats on the new roomie.

12-14-2016, 08:17 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Servant stairs. It was a closet when I only had the bottom floor. Sunday and Monday, we got the old bedroom painted and changed to the new living room. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-15-2016, 10:21 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm about to have 3 cats. And the neighbors did take Fringe in with their other cats. Oh, and I do have that stain, I just don't take pics of it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-18-2016, 08:00 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Thanks, Bruce! Merry Christmas! This is her official move in date. We rented a uhaul and moved all of the big stuff in. It's like Christmas. I've got all this new stuff now. And some of my old stuff that had been stored in her basement. Pretty cool __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-25-2016, 12:02 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Yeah, he's just waiting for us to drop off the radar. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-25-2016, 12:12 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Aw, you've found me out. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-15-2016, 08:11 AM	#2
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I know how old Jim is, but if I didn't know his age it would be easy to guess he is not old and decrepit yet just from various pictures I have seen of his house. No newspapers on the floor from week before last. No stack of dishes in the dish strainer. No collection of mail next to the Masters favorite spot on the couch. No stain on the carpet that has been there since........ No cigarette butts stomped on the garage floor. No parade of appliances on the kitchen counter. He finally did get a cat and he claims he doesn't like cats, but he felt sorry for this one. Some smuck put him out declawed. So the sucker I mean Jim and the cat are best buds these days. This is proof positive that Jim is on the road to senility. tarheel

12-15-2016, 10:04 AM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Well, he IS getting remarried too...

12-25-2016, 06:33 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hey, at least you've made no pretense all along. You've always liked Tree Fae better than me. Hell, I like her better than me! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-18-2016, 08:18 PM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Excellent.

12-18-2016, 09:00 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	That Bruce is a funny guy. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-18-2016, 10:20 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Your welcome, many happy returns. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-19-2016, 11:31 AM	#14
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Why didn't I think of a card? Oh well I went overboard and got him something for his bike, but I like this big guy even though I've never met him in person yet. He sent me something for my bike. Something I wanted, but to cheap to purchase. I already see what to get him next Christmas unless he buys it first. In case I forget. Merry Christmas everyone or Happy Hanukkah. tarheel

12-19-2016, 07:48 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	ha! Very nice. Congrats on the new roomie. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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