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05-03-2007, 09:46 PM
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Well, seeing as I have no babies, I couldn't help you there. I agree with Clod, I think from behind would be a good bet, especially if you have your face against the bed with your behind in the air. Good luck!!!
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05-03-2007, 10:16 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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Sadly, good ole missionary is the best position when TTC (to trying conceive). It drowns your cervix in the little swimmers...especially if you whack a pillow under your butt.
Your fertile period actually starts 4-5 days prior to ovulation and ends 24-48hrs after. Pink making sperm swims slower and lives longer, so if you doing the deed 3-5days prior you may end up with a little girl. |
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05-04-2007, 02:24 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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On your parents bed.
Try to time it so that you climax just as the folks walk through the door. Worked for so many teenagers. Also, try pulling your knees toward your chest just before, during and after orgasm. If that doesn't work, just fuck as much as you can. If you don't get pregnant, at least you'll have a smile on your face and a wiggle in your walk. I know other ways to put a wiggle in your walk, but they won't help you conceive.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-07-2007, 06:23 PM
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Just go and go and go from a couple days before ovulation until he just won't put out. This is one one of those beautiful moments, do whatever you want whenever you want as much as you want. For us it was sex in the snow on skis. When all the junk is nice and cool... |
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05-08-2007, 02:43 AM
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-04-2007, 08:48 AM
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I don't know about positions, but I do know that it is recommended that you orgasm right before he does, that way, the contractions help pull the sperm into the uterus. (don't ask how I know these things)
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05-07-2007, 02:26 PM
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Lurker, still in Denial
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In a kind of backwards way, sometimes it seems the best way to get pregnant is by trying not to, but the above posters seem to know better than I. :p
After reading all 62 pages of the Sex Thread, I really really need a cookie . . . or maybe a new lung. I seem to have coughed up both of mine from laughing so hard.
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05-07-2007, 03:25 PM
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Is LadyM a reference to that most awesome of Ladies--Lady Marmalade?
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05-07-2007, 03:27 PM
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Welcome to the Cellar, ladyM.
 Knock off the laughing, this is a serious scientific examination of the subject, here.
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05-07-2007, 03:35 PM
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-07-2007, 08:26 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Oh the not trying thing is so true. This is an excerpt form the Sex Ed book we gave our kids (the one that got me into trouble with the school bus driver who reported me to the police.....)
 Pay particular attention to step three. To see all possible positions, you need to buy the book. Over here it's called Mommy laid an Egg. it's by Babette Cole and I wouldn't be surprised if the best pages were censored! 
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05-21-2007, 12:13 PM
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Thanks for the advice. Unfortunately my husband is having 'issues' with a disk in his back, so sex is one of the last things on his mind right now. I was able to convince him to get me doggie style one night on vacation, using a couch and a LOT of pillows so he basically just had to stand there. Frankly, it wasn't any fun, and his back still hurt later. Maybe next month. *sigh*
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05-23-2007, 12:01 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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I had to re-read that second sentence.
Have you tried with you on top? (Mental image forming...) Sorry, I went to my happy place there for a sec. It's ok, they know me there. Anyway, cowgirl or reverse cowgirl might be the way to go, what with his wonky back. Just a thought...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-23-2007, 12:33 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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Great minds Ghost.
Was gonna suggest the same thing, you on top...not great for baby making unless you flip onto your back really unromantically after the gravy stroke. |
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