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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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What a great highlight, Sundae.
Speaking of OMG, the other night the inch, the mm, and I were watching some movie and the inch shouts "MG...O!" "MGO?" "Yeah, Oh My G... I mean OMG."
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#947 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Well, yeah, that plus braaaaaaaaainnnssss.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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This is as good a place as any.
These contain not NSFW misspellings: No one wants to ask their parents to buy them hores. And this one, from one of LJ's sprog, apparently: I told you there were misspellings, should be COCK! ![]()
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I was playing some Pink Floyd to "The Little People" and explaining Another Brick in the Wall (We don't need no education, etc)
The mm asks, "Are they singing that to the teacher?" Me: "Yes." mm: "I bet she was really offended."
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Pink Floyd has new album coming out in October (I think).
"The Endless River" will be mostly ambient/instrumental music, as I understand it. Interestingly it's not 'new' music, it's expanded leftovers from 2008, and Rick Wright will be on there. He died in 2008. [/drift]
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#951 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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oldest to middle child, complaining that he found onion in dinner: You know the "secret ingredient" they put in everything? It's onion.
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#952 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?"
Clodfobble: *delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction* Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake |
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#953 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Ha Ha Ha, gotcha.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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"Mom, what's oral?"
"It's where jewelry comes from, dear."
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#955 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Lawl
You might have that backwards
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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This is fantastic. I'm not going to go back to double check, but I think this wins the thread.
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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So I'm driving back from a day at the beach in Galveston and told my 2 granddaughters (age 5 and 7) that when they get home they need to take showers and wash their hair and don't forget their girly parts as they got all sandy in the shallow water.
"Girly parts!" says the 5 year old with a giggle. "That's not their real name." "Well, no" I reply, "I mean your vaginas." They both giggle and the 7 year old asks, "do you have boy parts Grandpa?" "Yes" I reply. "Well what do you call those?" she asks. "That's called a penis" "Well be sure to wash yours! Sand gets on it at the beach!" says the 5 year old. |
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#959 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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I keep mine clean.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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My mom, on FB
"I just realized how sexist Solitaire is. The Queen can't come out unless the King is there!" |
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