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Old 11-07-2008, 04:16 PM   #961
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What he said.

I was showing photos of my 21st at work and one of my colleagues said, "Aw, your Grandad looks really good fun!" My Dad was 53 (and in good physical shape). Okay, if he'd had a kid at 16 and that kid had me at 16 it would be possible. But not really likely.
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Old 11-07-2008, 04:22 PM   #962
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You think that's bad? Back when I was 16 (16!), I was trying to calm down my hyperactive 11-year old brother in a supermarket checkout line. The cashier told him to "listen to your mother!"

We both just about died of embarrassment.
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Old 11-07-2008, 04:26 PM   #963
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I admit, certain ethnic groups (such as Indian women - you did say that was your ethnicity, right?) are really difficult for me to judge ages. That is a compliment, BTW - they tend to age really well! Even though it worked the opposite way for you.

Wish I could say the same, humph.

Reminds me -- when my daughter was a baby, I took her to the mall one day and this old lady came up to me and told me I ought to be ashamed of myself, I should find a sitter and go back to high school. :p

I guess motherhood has aged me somewhat.
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Old 11-07-2008, 04:33 PM   #964
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In high school, I was on multiple occasions mistaken for my father's girlfriend. I was happy to be mistaken for older; he was horrified to be mistaken for a lecher.
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Old 11-07-2008, 04:39 PM   #965
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Oh, this is fun.

At the 6 month checkup for my baby daughter, the pediatrician mentioned that my wife was "extremely pregnant." Not only wasn't she pregnant, but she was thin as a rail. Just wearing a baggy dress.

We didn't say anything, but we found a new pediatrician.
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Old 11-07-2008, 05:12 PM   #966
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glatt, a ped with bad powers of observation certainly merits moving on.

My mom loves to tell a story about one of my first checkups. I was about one year old, sitting buck-naked on the exam table, and the very young pediatrician comes in, takes one look at me and says, "So, how old is your son?"
He slunk away, mortified, when he was advised of his mistake.
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Old 11-07-2008, 05:53 PM   #967
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The cashier told him to "listen to your mother!"

We both just about died of embarrassment.
She said it on purpose, knowing it was wrong, realizing that it would make him shut up with its total cluelessness. [/right]
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:18 PM   #968
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I am extremely aggravated by gmail's lack of support for cellspacing and cellpadding attributes in HTML tables. Non-geek translation: it made a perfectly good email look like a piece of shit.

In other news, this is not exactly irritating and it's not exactly happy. But we don't have a "wonders if this is the stupidest thing he's ever done" thread. This afternoon, we started the paperwork for a mortgage to get cash to put that addition on the house. It's not a great time, but I can't see the interest rates going significantly lower. It'll be very interesting . . . .
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Old 11-08-2008, 08:29 PM   #969
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Last year I was asked if my friend, Craig was my son...he's 23. I'd have had to start bloody young given I'm 36. I thought, christ have I suddenly aged or something?
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Old 11-08-2008, 08:42 PM   #970
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yeah......we've been meaning to talk to you about that......
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Old 11-08-2008, 08:43 PM   #971
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I should probably knock the whiskey and hard drugs on the head aye?
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Old 11-08-2008, 08:44 PM   #972
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i was thinking that maybe you should grow your hair out and wear something frilly, but ......
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Old 11-08-2008, 08:44 PM   #973
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gmail's lack of support for cellpadding
I'm pretty sure wolf can help you with this......
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Old 11-08-2008, 09:36 PM   #974
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i was thinking that maybe you should grow your hair out and wear something frilly, but ......


......... you have something to say about my hair? *stares*
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Old 11-09-2008, 01:13 AM   #975
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And get one of those little frou frou dogs, with a sweater and slippers.
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