Weird News - Page 65

Flint · 05-26-2010, 10:08 PM

The computer won't let her understand it.

Shawnee123 · 05-27-2010, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

The computer won't let her understand it.

Fine. I didn't even try to understand it. Busted.

Maybe I'll try to understand it later.

ZenGum · 05-27-2010, 08:23 PM

[gazes dreamily at Pie]

Clodfobble · 05-28-2010, 01:35 PM

Hey hey! I knew that one! I just came late to the thread. Can I have some dreamy gazing too? I get more of the "blank stare" variety most of the time...

Pie · 05-28-2010, 02:40 PM

Clod's brain can get a duplicate birthday match using only 11.5 people.

classicman · 06-02-2010, 11:29 AM

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Police say a porn actor killed one colleague and injured two others with a prop weapon during a late night showdown at the Los Angeles studio where they all worked.

Police Detective Joel Price says the alleged attacker had been living at the adult entertainment business for several months but his colleagues told him he had to make other arrangements by Wednesday.

Price says Steven Hill attacked a colleague in the back of the building after work Tuesday with a machete-like weapon. Price says two others who heard the man's screams ran to help him and were also attacked before Hill fled the scene.

One of two people who tried to help died in surgery at a local hospital. The others are expected to survive.

ZenGum · 06-03-2010, 07:53 AM

If "prop weapon" had been a combat dildo, that would have been much better.

classicman · 06-07-2010, 12:56 PM

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A porn actor suspected of killing a colleague with a sword has died after jumping from a rocky hillside after a standoff with police.

Police Officer Bruce Borihanh says a "less than lethal munition" was used against Stephen Clancy Hill Saturday just before his jump.

SWAT officers spent part of the afternoon trying to talk Hill down from the hill as he clutched a sword. Borihanh says the 34-year-old actor fell some 40 feet.

Hill fled to the Chatsworth neighborhood hillside after leaving a house where he was barricaded for most of Saturday. He faced murder and attempted murder charges in Tuesday's attack at a DVD production center.

TheDaVinciChode · 06-07-2010, 01:00 PM

Who wants to bet that the "less than lethal munition" was one of those bean-bag shotgun shells, shot from behind him, thus causing his fatal fall?

classicman · 06-07-2010, 01:32 PM

lol - that or a tazer.

TheDaVinciChode · 06-07-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

lol - that or a tazer.

Nah. Canadian Police have cornered the market of taser misuse.

Crimson Ghost · 06-11-2010, 02:30 AM

Technically, the "less than lethal munition" didn't kill him.

The sudden stop at the bottom of the cliff did.

Urbane Guerrilla · 06-14-2010, 10:05 AM

Not, I think, all that high a reading on the weirdmeter -- but curious enough: Vicar Calls Out Parish for Archery Practice.

Nock, draw, loose!

classicman · 06-15-2010, 10:12 AM

'I'm here to behead Bin Laden'

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An American armed with a pistol, a dagger and a 40-inch sword claimed he was on a solo mission to kill Osama Bin Laden after being arrested in Pakistan.

Gary Faulkner, 52, told intelligence officers he intended to track down the fugitive Al Qaeda leader and decapitate him.

The Californian builder was picked up in a forest in the northern Chitral region late on Sunday.

A police source said he shouted 'Don't come closer to me or I'll open fire,' before finally surrendering his weapon.

When he was searched, police found he was also carrying night vision goggles, a book containing Christian verse and teachings and kidney medicine.

'We initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden,' Officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan said.

But he added that, when officers seized the pistol, the 40in sword and night vision equipment, 'our suspicion grew'.

Mr Khan said police had asked Faulkner why he believed he had a chance of tracing Bin Laden.

'He said "God is with me, and I am confident I will be successful in killing him,"' he added.

'(Faulkner) says he is a kidney patient,' Mr Khan added. 'He was also carrying medicines for kidney and blood pressure treatment.

'He claimed he had suffered personal losses in the terror attacks of September 11.'

Self-styled Rambo Faulkner had entered Chitral as a tourist on June 3 and was assigned a police minder, a common practice for foreigners visiting remote parts of Pakistan.

But he gave him the slip and vanished into a densely wooded area. Police launched a hunt for him, finally locating him after a 10 hour search.

Spexxvet · 06-15-2010, 10:25 AM

Good for him. It's about time a christian extremist terrorist did to them what they've been doing to us. When is someone like Bill Gates going to finance the dirty bombing of Muhammed's tomb?

05-26-2010, 10:08 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The computer won't let her understand it. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-27-2010, 08:23 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	[gazes dreamily at Pie] __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-28-2010, 01:35 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Hey hey! I knew that one! I just came late to the thread. Can I have some dreamy gazing too? I get more of the "blank stare" variety most of the time... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-28-2010, 02:40 PM	#5
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Clod's brain can get a duplicate birthday match using only *11.5* people. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

06-03-2010, 07:53 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If "prop weapon" had been a combat dildo, that would have been much better. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-07-2010, 01:00 PM	#9
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	Who wants to bet that the "less than lethal munition" was one of those bean-bag shotgun shells, shot from behind him, thus causing his fatal fall? __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

06-07-2010, 01:32 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - that or a tazer. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-11-2010, 02:30 AM	#12
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Technically, the "less than lethal munition" didn't kill him. The sudden stop at the bottom of the cliff did. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

06-14-2010, 10:05 AM	#13
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Not, I think, all that high a reading on the weirdmeter -- but curious enough: Vicar Calls Out Parish for Archery Practice. Nock, draw, loose! __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

06-15-2010, 10:25 AM	#15
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Good for him. It's about time a christian extremist terrorist did to them what they've been doing to us. When is someone like Bill Gates going to finance the dirty bombing of Muhammed's tomb? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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