What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 66

infinite monkey · 03-12-2013, 06:35 PM

Chocolatl · 03-12-2013, 07:00 PM

Love it.

monster · 03-12-2013, 07:27 PM

That one went to the principal.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-12-2013, 10:59 PM

No wonder they fuck with you when ever they can.

Aliantha · 03-12-2013, 11:18 PM

At the end of the school year after the kids have finished all their exams etc and they're basically sitting around doing shit all and nothing all day, I'm one of the parents who do not require my kids to go to school, so I have to send in an email anyway.

I got a bit bored just sending in "Aden wont be at school today for a medical reason" so started sending in stupid reasons such as, Aden wont be at normal school today because he is going to clown school, or Aden will be busy being my slave today, or Aden can't come to school today because he's way to cool etc. Mainly because they all know the 'medical reason' is bullshit in the last week of school.

So anyway, when I went to get their uniforms, the lady in the office asked me if I was the one who responds to the absentee emails for the boys. I said yes, and she started laughing and saying how my emails had had the whole office in giggles wondering what the excuse would be tomorrow.

I was glad to have lightened their days. I think we all forget that most people are just people with a sense of humour, and most people appreciate it when you appeal to that side.

Aliantha · 03-15-2013, 07:45 AM

OK, so tonight there's been two different explosions in our general vicinity. One, a car blew up, and the other was a gas explosion (apparently) at some units about 10kms away.

Watching the kids on fb speculating is funny, so I'm entertaining myself by making stupid statuses and comments. Mostly about bogans. Cause that's pretty much all there is in either Beenleigh (unit) or Jacobs Well (car) which is where I live. lol

Maybe I should just go to bed and stop drinking.

Aliantha · 03-15-2013, 07:46 AM

Or maybe stop drinking then go to bed?

Griff · 03-17-2013, 10:43 AM

So Lil' Griff tells Benny to sit, Benny looks at me, I nod, and Benny sits.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-17-2013, 11:23 AM

A good dog'll do that.

BigV · 03-18-2013, 11:11 AM

I'm envious.

Gravdigr · 03-18-2013, 12:28 PM

So, I tell Slick to [do anything], Slick looks at me, I say it again, and Slick does nothing.

I, too, am envious.

Lamplighter · 03-20-2013, 09:35 PM

I don't know what it was, but something on the TV in the other room
just made me realize that in 1952 I graduated from Excelsior High School
in Norwalk, California in a class of more than 500.

My God. 60 years !

glatt · 03-21-2013, 07:42 AM

Human life is very long. I thought I had lived a lifetime by the time I graduated from college at 22, and now that I'm almost 46, I feel like I've lived another lifetime since graduation. I can't imagine what the next 30-40 years will be like.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-21-2013, 10:14 AM

I'll tell you, glatt, it's like going to sleep watching TV, then waking up 40 years later and being able to recall a couple of shows that were on... or were they commercials?

footfootfoot · 03-21-2013, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Human life is very long. I thought I had lived a lifetime by the time I graduated from college at 22, and now that I'm almost 46, I feel like I've lived another lifetime since graduation. I can't imagine what the next 30-40 years will be like.

Vita Longa

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I'll tell you, glatt, it's like going to sleep watching TV, then waking up 40 years later and being able to recall a couple of shows that were on... or were they commercials?

Ars Brevis

03-12-2013, 07:27 PM	#978
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	That one went to the principal. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-12-2013, 10:59 PM	#979
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No wonder they fuck with you when ever they can. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-12-2013, 11:18 PM	#980
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	At the end of the school year after the kids have finished all their exams etc and they're basically sitting around doing shit all and nothing all day, I'm one of the parents who do not require my kids to go to school, so I have to send in an email anyway. I got a bit bored just sending in "Aden wont be at school today for a medical reason" so started sending in stupid reasons such as, Aden wont be at normal school today because he is going to clown school, or Aden will be busy being my slave today, or Aden can't come to school today because he's way to cool etc. Mainly because they all know the 'medical reason' is bullshit in the last week of school. So anyway, when I went to get their uniforms, the lady in the office asked me if I was the one who responds to the absentee emails for the boys. I said yes, and she started laughing and saying how my emails had had the whole office in giggles wondering what the excuse would be tomorrow. I was glad to have lightened their days. I think we all forget that most people are just people with a sense of humour, and most people appreciate it when you appeal to that side. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-15-2013, 07:45 AM	#981
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	OK, so tonight there's been two different explosions in our general vicinity. One, a car blew up, and the other was a gas explosion (apparently) at some units about 10kms away. Watching the kids on fb speculating is funny, so I'm entertaining myself by making stupid statuses and comments. Mostly about bogans. Cause that's pretty much all there is in either Beenleigh (unit) or Jacobs Well (car) which is where I live. lol Maybe I should just go to bed and stop drinking. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-15-2013, 07:46 AM	#982
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Or maybe stop drinking then go to bed? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-12-2013, 06:35 PM	#976
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002

03-12-2013, 07:00 PM	#977
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Love it.

03-17-2013, 10:43 AM	#983
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	So Lil' Griff tells Benny to sit, Benny looks at me, I nod, and Benny sits. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-17-2013, 11:23 AM	#984
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A good dog'll do that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-18-2013, 11:11 AM	#985
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I'm envious. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-18-2013, 12:28 PM	#986
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So, I tell Slick to [do anything], Slick looks at me, I say it again, and Slick does nothing. I, too, am envious. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-20-2013, 09:35 PM	#987
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	I don't know what it was, but something on the TV in the other room just made me realize that in 1952 I graduated from Excelsior High School in Norwalk, California in a class of more than 500. My God. 60 years !

03-21-2013, 07:42 AM	#988
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Human life is very long. I thought I had lived a lifetime by the time I graduated from college at 22, and now that I'm almost 46, I feel like I've lived another lifetime since graduation. I can't imagine what the next 30-40 years will be like.

03-21-2013, 10:14 AM	#989
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'll tell you, glatt, it's like going to sleep watching TV, then waking up 40 years later and being able to recall a couple of shows that were on... or were they commercials? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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