What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 67

infinite monkey · 03-24-2013, 07:14 PM

Omg i opened my back door to check the winter storm and a cat walked in. Cracking me up. I fed him and gave him water. Now he's happy to be warm. I have no cat litter though. I thought about walking him through the neighborhood but it is a hard sleet. Guess we're stuck together for a while. Lol!

Aliantha · 03-24-2013, 08:43 PM

I think that's nice IM.

Might be just the ticket you need for now.

Aliantha · 03-24-2013, 08:55 PM

Here's something that's amusing me rfn.

Max is sitting on the floor telling me I'm a bad mother and I should do what I'm told because I said he can't have a sherbet stick. lol

I guess it'll stop being amusing if he doesn't knock it off shortly and he'll find himself feeling like saying I'm a mean mother too. lol

infinite monkey · 03-25-2013, 09:49 AM

Max tried a little reverse psychology on you...clever.

That cat came in, I gave him some of my egg, ham, cheese casserole I'd made for breakfast (seemed the best thing I had around for a cat) and a bowl of water. He ate, drank, clawed on my couch, jumped up on the couch to look at me, let me cuddle him for a few minutes, ran up and down the hallway at a hundred miles an hour for a minute, then stood at the back door yowling to go back out. I put a blanket out for him just in case but he must've gone home.

He has long hair that is well taken care of so I am sure someone owns him but there's no collar. Of course, as they let him outside they may not want the danger of a collar.

I'm pretty sure it's the same cat I saw around last summer. He's so funny, and pretty young.

I don't even know that it's a 'he' I didn't look.

footfootfoot · 03-25-2013, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Here's something that's amusing me rfn.

Max is sitting on the floor telling me I'm a bad mother and I should do what I'm told because I said he can't have a sherbet stick. lol

I guess it'll stop being amusing if he doesn't knock it off shortly and he'll find himself feeling like saying I'm a mean mother too. lol

Living dangerously, getting between a boy and his sherbet stick.

infinite monkey · 03-25-2013, 10:12 AM

I wonder if the cat will keep coming back from time to time. Maybe I should buy cat stuffs in case? I need to find out who he belongs to.

footfootfoot · 03-25-2013, 11:59 AM

You could pin a note to it, like that dog.

infinite monkey · 03-25-2013, 12:01 PM

Pin it to the cat's skin?

I don't think a wild man cat like that would put up with a sign draped over his neck.

Really I could put a note up at the mailboxes.

footfootfoot · 03-25-2013, 03:57 PM

tape?

wolf · 03-26-2013, 09:12 PM

Shave him and tattoo him. When the weather warms up, of course.

infinite monkey · 04-05-2013, 07:31 AM

The online news from a local news station is just...terrible.

By ****
Staff Writer

DAYTON – A neighbor called at 9 p.m. to tell the resident her car was being turned into a smorgasbord with flower, mustard and honey poured over it. Police told the victim to take the vehicle to the car wash and determine if there was any permanent damage.

There was none, except for the wasted food, and the women told police it might have something to do with another woman, dating the father of her child. The other woman might think there is something going on when he picks up his child from the mother.

Yes. That's the whole article.

Yes, he wrote 'flower.'

footfootfoot · 04-05-2013, 01:08 PM

You have a write to your opinion.

Pete Zicato · 04-05-2013, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Yes, he wrote 'flower.'

What a maroon.

anonymous · 04-08-2013, 03:49 PM

School newspaper asking students "If you could go to any country, where would you go and why?"

T, a young woman studying architecture, is printed as saying: "Tennessee to see the Parthenon replica because I love architecture and I want to see the Greek architecture."

I bet many of you were unaware that Tennessee is now a country.

And if you could go to ANY COUNTRY to see Greek architecture wouldn't you pick GREECE?

OH dear lord I worry for the future.

Aliantha · 04-08-2013, 04:29 PM

Some people may not be smart people, but they know what love is.

03-24-2013, 08:43 PM	#992
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think that's nice IM. Might be just the ticket you need for now. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-24-2013, 08:55 PM	#993
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Here's something that's amusing me rfn. Max is sitting on the floor telling me I'm a bad mother and I should do what I'm told because I said he can't have a sherbet stick. lol I guess it'll stop being amusing if he doesn't knock it off shortly and he'll find himself feeling like saying I'm a mean mother too. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-25-2013, 11:59 AM	#997
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You could pin a note to it, like that dog. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-25-2013, 03:57 PM	#999
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	tape? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-26-2013, 09:12 PM	#1000
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Shave him and tattoo him. When the weather warms up, of course. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-24-2013, 07:14 PM	#991
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Omg i opened my back door to check the winter storm and a cat walked in. Cracking me up. I fed him and gave him water. Now he's happy to be warm. I have no cat litter though. I thought about walking him through the neighborhood but it is a hard sleet. Guess we're stuck together for a while. Lol!

03-25-2013, 09:49 AM	#994
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Max tried a little reverse psychology on you...clever. That cat came in, I gave him some of my egg, ham, cheese casserole I'd made for breakfast (seemed the best thing I had around for a cat) and a bowl of water. He ate, drank, clawed on my couch, jumped up on the couch to look at me, let me cuddle him for a few minutes, ran up and down the hallway at a hundred miles an hour for a minute, then stood at the back door yowling to go back out. I put a blanket out for him just in case but he must've gone home. He has long hair that is well taken care of so I am sure someone owns him but there's no collar. Of course, as they let him outside they may not want the danger of a collar. I'm pretty sure it's the same cat I saw around last summer. He's so funny, and pretty young. I don't even know that it's a 'he' I didn't look.

03-25-2013, 10:12 AM	#996
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I wonder if the cat will keep coming back from time to time. Maybe I should buy cat stuffs in case? I need to find out who he belongs to.

03-25-2013, 12:01 PM	#998
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Pin it to the cat's skin? I don't think a wild man cat like that would put up with a sign draped over his neck. Really I could put a note up at the mailboxes.

04-05-2013, 07:31 AM	#1001
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The online news from a local news station is just...terrible. By **** Staff Writer DAYTON – A neighbor called at 9 p.m. to tell the resident her car was being turned into a smorgasbord with flower, mustard and honey poured over it. Police told the victim to take the vehicle to the car wash and determine if there was any permanent damage. There was none, except for the wasted food, and the women told police it might have something to do with another woman, dating the father of her child. The other woman might think there is something going on when he picks up his child from the mother. Yes. That's the whole article. Yes, he wrote 'flower.'

04-05-2013, 01:08 PM	#1002
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You have a write to your opinion. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-08-2013, 03:49 PM	#1004
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	School newspaper asking students "If you could go to any country, where would you go and why?" T, a young woman studying architecture, is printed as saying: "Tennessee to see the Parthenon replica because I love architecture and I want to see the Greek architecture." I bet many of you were unaware that Tennessee is now a country. And if you could go to ANY COUNTRY to see Greek architecture wouldn't you pick GREECE? OH dear lord I worry for the future.

04-08-2013, 04:29 PM	#1005
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Some people may not be smart people, but they know what love is. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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