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10-12-2014, 02:06 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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For quite some time they've been putting cremated people's ashes under tremendous pressure and creating man made diamonds out of it. Some local pottery maker should be able to powder what's left of the old cup and incorporate it into a new handmade one even if only as an added design feature.
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10-26-2014, 02:58 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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Not today, but last night...
Wanna know how to really spice up a Cub Scout campout with 30+ families? Two separate rattlesnake sightings. |
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10-26-2014, 03:01 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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10-26-2014, 03:45 PM
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Location: Arlington, VA
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 My son was camping last month and had gone to bed when he stretched out and felt a snake in his bag. Just a rat snake, but it caused much excitement. Can only imagine a rattlesnake. |
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10-26-2014, 04:32 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Oh, and I took a really really tiny piece of wood to the right eye while helping a friend cut down a tree earlier.
Hours later, I finally got it out. Now my vision is alternately blurry in my right eye as I blink. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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10-26-2014, 04:50 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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If it's still funky tomorrow, go to an eye doc and he'll put some shit that looks like mustard in there. It'll feel fabulous. Like gasoline.  Seriously, there's some stuff in trees that can wreak havoc with the stuff in your eyes. Some kind of fungus or somesuch. If it don't straighten up and fly right pretty quick, I'd go for the mustard looking stuff.
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10-26-2014, 05:58 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Thanks - still feeling funky. Dunno if I did something to the eye or the lid, but damn its a PITA right now.
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10-26-2014, 06:18 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Owww. If you'll forgive the pun - I'd keep an eye on that and go to a doc if it doesn't abate.
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10-27-2014, 06:58 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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 ), I went to the eye doc the next day (this was on a Sunday, $$$), but, still wound up looking like Rooster Cogburn for a couple weeks.ymmv, of course... Also: Sucks about the latest round w/the ex, dude.
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10-27-2014, 06:12 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Feeling much better today, thanks guys. Used the eye as an excuse to get out of work a little early. Leaving at 2:30pm saved me a TON of time driving back from Marlton NJ.
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10-27-2014, 06:14 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Well played!
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10-28-2014, 09:46 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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We have termites in our house. Thank fuck the thing is steel frame or I'd really be upset. Mainly just two locations inside and one outside, both only a few months old. $2400 later.
 Why is it that shit just keeps piling on shit here? I would love it if my house got squashed by a meteorite and I could claim insurance. There is so much dodgy shit here it's not funny and I am fed up to the eye teeth with being the one that has to deal with everything.
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10-28-2014, 10:10 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Be thankful it was termites, every other critter down there wants to kill you.
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10-29-2014, 06:53 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Damn
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