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Old 06-28-2014, 12:32 PM   #10111
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I am grateful there are no pictures of the aforementioned cockcakes. Not even in my mind's eye.
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Old 06-28-2014, 03:57 PM   #10112
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I am grateful there are no pictures of the aforementioned cockcakes. Not even in my mind's eye.
First, get some of this:

Name:  Eye Bleach.jpg
Views: 420
Size:  43.0 KB

Then, click this-->GoogleImageSearchResult(<---Link NSFW)
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Old 06-28-2014, 04:38 PM   #10113
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hahahaha!!
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Old 07-01-2014, 04:51 AM   #10114
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Who's got a job?
I got a job!


Another one I mean.
Been taken on by the Black Horse Hotel.
Yeah, the place I wanted us to buy as a Cellar consortium.
I'm a Black Horse whore it seems.

It's all brand new, so they can't even say what shifts and when and how long.
But they want me in tomorrow at 16.00 to help start the set-up.
The chap I had my (very informal) interview with said that he and the owner were so impressed with my email that unless I turned up and was a complete weirdo they'd already agreed they wanted to hire me.
Dear Readers, it was pretty much a normal email as far as I am concerned.

Still, happy birthday to me.
I have an extra job, extra money and a chance to meet more people.

And NO. NO. I don't even know what the policy is on staff accepting drinks but no.
Been there, done that, lost a job because of it. The temptation is always there, but I think less so when I am working, if I am conscious of the risk.

Oh, this might be a bit previous (deliberate mangling of language there) but I applied to be a Specialist at work. I got the unofficial nod. I'll let you know when it's official. I'll get a City & Guilds qualification, a black apron, a payrise but best of all... loads and loads of extra knowledge and information about cheese!
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Old 07-01-2014, 05:12 AM   #10115
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Who's got a job?
I got a job!


Another one I mean.
Been taken on by the Black Horse Hotel.
Yeah, the place I wanted us to buy as a Cellar consortium.
I'm a Black Horse whore it seems.

It's all brand new, so they can't even say what shifts and when and how long.
But they want me in tomorrow at 16.00 to help start the set-up.
The chap I had my (very informal) interview with said that he and the owner were so impressed with my email that unless I turned up and was a complete weirdo they'd already agreed they wanted to hire me.
Dear Readers, it was pretty much a normal email as far as I am concerned.

Still, happy birthday to me.
I have an extra job, extra money and a chance to meet more people.

And NO. NO. I don't even know what the policy is on staff accepting drinks but no.
Been there, done that, lost a job because of it. The temptation is always there, but I think less so when I am working, if I am conscious of the risk.

Oh, this might be a bit previous (deliberate mangling of language there) but I applied to be a Specialist at work. I got the unofficial nod. I'll let you know when it's official. I'll get a City & Guilds qualification, a black apron, a payrise but best of all... loads and loads of extra knowledge and information about cheese!
Onward ever upward!

Well done, Sundae.
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:52 AM   #10116
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Wow Sundae! Look at you go!
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Old 07-01-2014, 03:21 PM   #10117
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Who's got a job?
I got a job!


Oh, this might be a bit previous (deliberate mangling of language there) but I applied to be a Specialist at work. I got the unofficial nod. I'll let you know when it's official. I'll get a City & Guilds qualification, a black apron, a payrise but best of all... loads and loads of extra knowledge and information about cheese!
Well, a big CONGRATS to you!
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Old 07-01-2014, 04:40 PM   #10118
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Yay!!! Sundae, you are hot, doing good. Good on you.
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Old 07-01-2014, 06:03 PM   #10119
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Happy times, indeed. Congratulations!
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:57 PM   #10120
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Happy Birthday and Congrats, Sundae!!
But stay conscious of the risk in the new job, and ditch it if it becomes a problem.

Had to say it because I want to know that you are doing well and will be gracing this planet long into the future. Please don't be mad. xx
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:00 PM   #10121
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First, get some of this:

Attachment 48306

Then, click this-->GoogleImageSearchResult(<---Link NSFW)
I have seriously needed the eye bleach after viewing several regrettable/unforgettable/burned into my retinasandbrain images upon following links here. Your link in this case was positively tame, grav.
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Old 07-01-2014, 11:47 PM   #10122
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Tame? Those were *trophies*, every one, cut down in its prime.
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Old 07-02-2014, 12:02 AM   #10123
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Nope. Chuck Testa.
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:32 AM   #10124
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Who's got a job?
I got a job!


...
Oh, this might be a bit previous (deliberate mangling of language there) but I applied to be a Specialist at work. I got the unofficial nod. I'll let you know when it's official. I'll get a City & Guilds qualification, a black apron, a payrise but best of all... loads and loads of extra knowledge and information about cheese!
WTG on both fronts, Sundae! Let me know if you need help eating the sample cheese ...
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Old 07-02-2014, 03:35 PM   #10125
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I'm finally getting my new CPAP machine...I only did the sleep study 2 months ago!

Meanwhile, in that same time frame, the Mrs got 2 sleep studies done and has had her machine for a week. Fucking Apria...


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