Bacon!....wtf? - Page 68

Clodfobble · 11-10-2015, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I would imagine that if it gets hot enough to cook bacon, it'll kill all the little uglies that snuck in overnight.

Some types of the little uglies ooze out toxins as they grow, so even if you kill them by cooking, the part that actually makes you sick is still very much all over your food.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Wait. Bacon is cured, is it not? You could leave it hanging out on the porch like a country ham, and it should be ok. Shouldn't it?

I think this is true of real, traditionally cured bacon, but most of today's commercial bacons are fake-cured, just like pickles are fake-pickled and yogurt is fake-fermented, because it's faster. Real cured meat tastes either very, very salty or very, very smokey.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-10-2015, 10:45 PM

But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too.

I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good.

Clodfobble · 11-11-2015, 08:52 AM

Is it really cured bacon, though? We go through lots of bacon, but it's labeled as uncured, even though it's treated (for a relatively short time) with salt, celery powder, and honey.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2015, 09:23 AM

It's smoked, not as much as in my grandmothers day when they turned it into pig leather, but no trichinosis for me.

Gravdigr · 11-12-2015, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by limey

The sight and thought of this made me laugh uncontrollably.

lumberjim · 11-12-2015, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too.

I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good.

What pig store?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2015, 06:44 PM

Haines Pork Shop
521 Kings Hwy
Mickleton, NJ 08056
(856) 423-1192
http://hainesporkshop.com/

It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-25-2015, 07:56 AM

I don't think I've ever seen one of there, or if I did, I thought it was a tree/brush cutter which can look similar but smaller blade.

Lamplighter · 11-25-2015, 08:41 AM

What are you talking about ... the blade or the guy's very healthy pee-stream ?

lumberjim · 11-25-2015, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Haines Pork Shop
521 Kings Hwy
Mickleton, NJ 08056
(856) 423-1192
http://hainesporkshop.com/

It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good.

Thanks!

lumberjim · 11-25-2015, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I don't think I've ever seen one of there, or if I did, I thought it was a tree/brush cutter which can look similar but smaller blade.

Wrong thread again, or am I missing the bacon connection?

Gravdigr · 11-25-2015, 11:20 AM

That saw r fucking serious.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-25-2015, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Wrong thread again, or am I missing the bacon connection?

No, I fucked up and put it in the wrong thread.

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11-11-2015, 09:23 AM	#1009
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's smoked, not as much as in my grandmothers day when they turned it into pig leather, but no trichinosis for me. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-12-2015, 06:44 PM	#1012
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Haines Pork Shop 521 Kings Hwy Mickleton, NJ 08056 (856) 423-1192 http://hainesporkshop.com/ It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-25-2015, 07:56 AM	#1013
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't think I've ever seen one of there, or if I did, I thought it was a tree/brush cutter which can look similar but smaller blade. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-25-2015, 08:41 AM	#1014
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