08-25-2012, 06:34 PM | #10411 |
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This person deserves a Nobel prize of some sort:
Also: When ya gotta go, go soon, don't wait.
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08-25-2012, 09:14 PM | #10412 |
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After three beers, you're pretty much certain to piss your pants struggling with that rig.
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08-25-2012, 10:57 PM | #10413 |
Back in 10
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08-26-2012, 01:00 AM | #10414 |
To shreds, you say?
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hangs head in sha- Hey! Wait.
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08-27-2012, 01:10 PM | #10415 |
As stable as a ring of PU-239
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That jeans zipper idea assumes the jeans button will comfortably contain the wearer in the first place...
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08-28-2012, 05:28 PM | #10416 |
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Back-to-school wtf's.
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08-29-2012, 04:29 PM | #10417 |
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Just a pony in scuba div---what in the fuck?!!
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08-29-2012, 05:44 PM | #10418 |
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See Horse?
Me Horse. Sea Horse, Me SeaHorse!
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08-31-2012, 05:40 PM | #10419 |
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Now that's truth in advertising.
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08-31-2012, 05:46 PM | #10420 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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I lawl'd
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09-01-2012, 04:51 PM | #10421 |
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What kinda lights?
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09-01-2012, 05:03 PM | #10422 |
polaroid of perfection
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Haggis
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09-04-2012, 01:50 PM | #10423 |
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This made my brain hurt.
The cannonballs never reached the bottom? Do they still exist, are they floating half-way down? Are they struck to the side of the mineshaft? WTF with the cannonballs? What happened w/the cannonballs?
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09-06-2012, 04:41 PM | #10424 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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I wondered at that wording, too. I can only guess that they went into some side shaft or onto some ledge, but that's not really a great demo of the Coriolis effect, unless they found which shaft or ledge, and showed that it was in the expected direction.
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09-06-2012, 05:38 PM | #10425 |
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You know it's hot when...
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