Tasteless Jokes - Page 7

MaggieL · 11-21-2002, 04:25 PM

The problem with the beer experiment was that there was no control group. Had there been, it would have been observed that there was no difference between the control group and the experimental group...especially if we qualify "had to sit down while urininating" further with "if all the pee must go in the toilet". :-)

Marijuana *does* have significant estrogenic effect, though...

So...."How many Frenchmen does it take to hold Paris?"

11-21-2002, 05:40 PM

[ off topic - I get every last drop in there through a special trick I call "standing over the toilet and shooting mostly straight down". It's amazing how well this works.

However, after I got shot, when I was in the hospital... my depth perception and equilibrium were naturally quite damaged... which lead to... uh... some spillage (all over the place). ]

I am trying to think of more tasteless jokes, but I have yet to come up with any. I'll go looking tonight or tomorrow online

That Guy · 11-21-2002, 05:43 PM

Shake and wiggle all you please,
but the last little drop is for the BVD's.

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-21-2002, 05:56 PM

...So the gerbil says to the other gerbil, "Let's go in the gay bar and get shitfaced."

elSicomoro · 11-21-2002, 10:26 PM

What's this?

Tobiasly · 11-21-2002, 10:58 PM

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?

MaggieL · 11-22-2002, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaggieL
"How many Frenchmen does it take to hold Paris?"

"Nobody knows."

11-22-2002, 12:38 PM

HAHAHA.

That was good.

That Guy · 11-22-2002, 02:07 PM

I am offended as frog leg connoisseur.

MaggieL · 11-22-2002, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
I am offended as frog leg connoisseur.

That Guy · 11-22-2002, 06:42 PM

How can I be racist? Black People Love Me!!

Tobiasly · 11-22-2002, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobiasly
What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?

The length of the rope.

That Guy · 11-25-2002, 01:09 PM

When does a black man turn into a nigger?

j03L10T · 11-25-2002, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
When does a black man turn into a nigger?

As soon as his brakes fail and the nigger standing in the middle of the road decides to "challenge" the driver to a friendly game of "dual"? One hell of a mexican stand-off if you ask me, but still- one less meddlesome "nigger" to suffer. Not that it's their fault they were raised to act and think like their parents. But a nuisance to most everyone, nonetheless and YES there are many differences.

elSicomoro · 11-25-2002, 11:24 PM

The answer to my last posted picture: an Ethiopian family

11-21-2002, 04:25 PM	#91
MaggieL in the Hour of Scampering Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia) Posts: 4,060	The problem with the beer experiment was that there was no control group. Had there been, it would have been observed that there was no difference between the control group and the experimental group...especially if we qualify "had to sit down while urininating" further with "if all the pee must go in the toilet". :-) Marijuana does have significant estrogenic effect, though... So...."How many Frenchmen does it take to hold Paris?" __________________ "Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..." Last edited by MaggieL; 11-21-2002 at 04:28 PM.

11-21-2002, 05:56 PM	#94
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	...So the gerbil says to the other gerbil, "Let's go in the gay bar and get shitfaced." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

11-21-2002, 10:26 PM	#95
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	What's this? Attached Images

11-21-2002, 05:40 PM	#92
dave Guest Posts: n/a	[ off topic - I get every last drop in there through a special trick I call "standing over the toilet and shooting mostly straight down". It's amazing how well this works. However, after I got shot, when I was in the hospital... my depth perception and equilibrium were naturally quite damaged... which lead to... uh... some spillage (all over the place). ] I am trying to think of more tasteless jokes, but I have yet to come up with any. I'll go looking tonight or tomorrow online

11-21-2002, 05:43 PM	#93
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	Shake and wiggle all you please, but the last little drop is for the BVD's.

11-21-2002, 10:58 PM	#96
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?

11-22-2002, 12:38 PM	#98
dave Guest Posts: n/a	HAHAHA. That was good.

11-22-2002, 02:07 PM	#99
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	I am offended as frog leg connoisseur.

11-22-2002, 06:42 PM	#101
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	How can I be racist? Black People Love Me!!

11-25-2002, 01:09 PM	#103
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	When does a black man turn into a nigger?

11-25-2002, 11:24 PM	#105
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	The answer to my last posted picture: an Ethiopian family

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