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monster · 10-05-2015, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I was wrong on the internet once

I didn't tell you about it. That once. I find it hard to live with myself...

sexobon · 10-11-2015, 10:31 AM

It's a Sunday morning and I did a Gravdigr (repeat offender).

I'm not sorry about your threads.

I've not only forgiven myself, I blame you for creating the Cellar culture that spawned this behavior.

Chatty Cathy Syndrome, say no more.

(oxymoron intended)

Gravdigr · 10-12-2015, 06:05 PM

I've begun what I hope is a history-making prank on my neighbor. It won't be funny. Not at all. But, if it works, and I stay out of jail...I'm gonna laaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh and laugh.

it · 10-13-2015, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I've begun what I hope is a history-making prank on my neighbor. It won't be funny. Not at all. But, if it works, and I stay out of jail...I'm gonna laaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh and laugh.

You can't just say something like this and leave it at that, that's cruel. Details man, details!

Sundae · 10-13-2015, 06:59 AM

Trac, the man is trying to stay out of jail.
You'll have to have a decoder ring to find out the details, and even then he might have to kill you after.

Just for the record, Grav - is that the kitty-hating neighbour?

it · 10-13-2015, 08:00 AM

...He wasn't kidding about the jail part?

OK. Now I am more curious about this and more understanding towards not sharing information about this. Damn it. Good luck anyway.

glatt · 10-13-2015, 08:58 AM

I'm also dying of curiosity. Will you ever be able to tell us, grav?

it · 10-13-2015, 09:48 AM

Gravdigr · 10-14-2015, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Just for the record, Grav - is that the kitty-hating neighbour?

No ma'am. This is the Monte-Carlo-with-the-loud-ass-exhaust-pipes-that-starts-up-every-morning-thirty-feet-from-my-head-at-six-thirty-am-owning-neighbor.

The car in question has not made a sound since I may or may not have done what I may or may not have done.

PMs to you curious cats in a day or two.

I sure hope Karma is busy with something else right about now.

glatt · 10-14-2015, 03:32 PM

I hope whatever may or may not have been done was subtle and untraceable.

Gravdigr · 10-14-2015, 03:39 PM

It was (I think/hope). And no damage was done. But, he may think otherwise.

Not a good neighbor move, I know, but, I'm pretty sure that boat has sailed, anyway.

lumberjim · 10-14-2015, 04:41 PM

The old banana up the tailpipe gag?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2015, 05:34 PM

Karma only gets you if you deserve it, so maybe you were karma's tool in this case.

glatt · 10-14-2015, 05:55 PM

Did the EFI fuse get replaced with a burned out one?

orthodoc · 10-14-2015, 07:45 PM

You have to let the rest of us know ... subtle-like. It would be nice to think that karma actually found someone, somewhere.

10-12-2015, 06:05 PM	#93
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I've begun what I hope is a history-making prank on my neighbor. It won't be funny. Not at all. But, if it works, and I stay out of jail...I'm gonna laaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh and laugh. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-13-2015, 06:59 AM	#95
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Trac, the man is trying to stay out of jail. You'll have to have a decoder ring to find out the details, and even then he might have to kill you after. Just for the record, Grav - is that the kitty-hating neighbour? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-14-2015, 03:39 PM	#101
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It was (I think/hope). And no damage was done. But, he may think otherwise. Not a good neighbor move, I know, but, I'm pretty sure that boat has sailed, anyway. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-14-2015, 04:41 PM	#102
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The old banana up the tailpipe gag? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-14-2015, 05:34 PM	#103
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Karma only gets you if you deserve it, so maybe you were karma's tool in this case. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-11-2015, 10:31 AM	#92
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	It's a Sunday morning and I did a Gravdigr (repeat offender). I'm not sorry about your threads. I've not only forgiven myself, I blame you for creating the Cellar culture that spawned this behavior. Chatty Cathy Syndrome, say no more. (oxymoron intended)

10-13-2015, 08:00 AM	#96
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	...He wasn't kidding about the jail part? OK. Now I am more curious about this and more understanding towards not sharing information about this. Damn it. Good luck anyway.

10-13-2015, 08:58 AM	#97
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm also dying of curiosity. Will you ever be able to tell us, grav?

10-13-2015, 09:48 AM	#98
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772

10-14-2015, 03:32 PM	#100
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I hope whatever may or may not have been done was subtle and untraceable.

10-14-2015, 05:55 PM	#104
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Did the EFI fuse get replaced with a burned out one?

10-14-2015, 07:45 PM	#105
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	You have to let the rest of us know ... subtle-like. It would be nice to think that karma actually found someone, somewhere. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

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