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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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"How you doin'?"
"How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" |
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The Prodigal Brat Returneth
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: North Cackalacky
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"How YOU doin'?" (sorry, couldn't resist, been watching too much of Friends lately)
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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I've said before, I pre-screen my calls with caller ID. It's beyond me why they keep it up--maybe they get paid per phone call. I can give you the names of three or four companies that just keep calling and calling at least once or twice a month in spite of the fact that I never answer and never return their calls. I've never been a sales droid, but I always thought part of the required tool set was knowing when you have a cold lead so you don't waste time on a hopeless situation.
The one time I did, against my better judgement, talk to somebody who came by selling something I needed to buy, it ended up ugly. (short version: me: "I need A and B." him: "Pshaw. Why would you want that? Nobody does that. That's silly. [wait 1 week] Hey, are you going to buy it?" "No." "Oh, OK, can I ask why not?" "Because you don't want to do A and B." "OH OH NO NO WAIT I changed my mind!!! We'll do it!") |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Now, that reminds me of one:
Coca-Cola Corporation and their "reward" points program. But that's another thread I will start some day, if they continue to refuse to answer my questions more like humans and less like robots. Big corporations are the anti-christ.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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stories on news sites that are only in video format.
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Doubled and redoubled! And in spades!
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Hoodoo Guru
Join Date: Dec 2006
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teenagers.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-25-2007 at 11:49 AM. |
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Misogynistic guys who are willing to start an argument with Pete, but won't bring it when I'm there.
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Posts that use words that I have to look up to understand.
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NSABFD
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: MS. usa
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Me To.
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has left the building.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 455
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Wal-Mart greeters that neither smile nor "greet."
Isn't that what they get paid to do? "Welcome to WalMart, hello, kiss my ass" something, anything! |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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And at this moment, I am annoyed that the death of Anna Nicole Smith is the big news story everywhere I go.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Quote:
I was going to reply that I was so sick of seeing her on everything about the baby and stuff, then reread your post that she is dead. Strange strange situations surrounding that girl and her life.
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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Melbourne, Vic
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It bugs me when reputable news organizations screw up like this. |
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