What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 7

monster · 03-08-2008, 03:54 PM

4 hours drive for me....

Happy Monkey · 03-12-2008, 07:54 PM

The bed rails that I didn't cut too short are too long.

Happily, too long is a much easier problem to deal with. But it is irritating, as I thought the bed was finished.

monster · 03-12-2008, 08:00 PM

My boys missed the bus at school so I had to drive over and fetch them. They weren't messing about, though, so I didn't read them the riot act. They went back in for a pair of gloves they forgot and it left without them. But it wasted an hour or my time and some gas.

Trilby · 03-13-2008, 08:28 AM

My mom is driving me nuts. She calls every morning (time varies between 7.00 and 10.00), lets the phone ring three times and JUST as I'm answering, she hangs up. ARGH! Then, I call her back and ask her why the hell she hung up on me and she always answers, "I thought you were sleeping," Okay. THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL AT 7.00? She's a monster, really.

binky · 03-13-2008, 01:43 PM

this fucking gnat that has been buzzing around me for a damn week, and keeps trying to fly up my nose. How long do these fuckers live anyway?

binky · 03-13-2008, 01:49 PM

LOL Bri sorry

Shawnee123 · 03-13-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by binky

this fucking gnat that has been buzzing around me for a damn week, and keeps trying to fly up my nose. How long do these fuckers live anyway?

Are you sure it's the same gnat? They are masters of disguise. Hint, check his shoes they are notorious for forgetting that part. :p

binky · 03-13-2008, 02:00 PM

moot point now- i was talking on the phone and swallowed him

Shawnee123 · 03-13-2008, 02:01 PM

I think a chicken nugget just tried to come out of my nose. You need a tag: SCNF (swallow chicken nugget first.)

Evvverrrrrybody sing: I don't know why, I swallowed a fly...

binky · 03-13-2008, 02:01 PM

I guess I assumed that it was the same one since it has been a single gnat all week and not a swarm of them

binky · 03-13-2008, 02:02 PM

ouch sry lol

Shawnee123 · 03-13-2008, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by binky

I guess I assumed that it was the same one since it has been a single gnat all week and not a swarm of them

Sneaky bastards. They tag team, you know.

lookout123 · 03-13-2008, 02:03 PM

gnats are cautious. they were sending one scout at a time to see your reaction. now they know you swallow their kind. be alert, very very alert.

lookout123 · 03-13-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Sneaky bastards. They tag team, you know.

That's hot. /paris hilton/

Shawnee123 · 03-13-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

gnats are cautious. they were sending one scout at a time to see your reaction. now they know you swallow their kind. be alert, very very alert.

It's true. Where do you think the phrase "wise as a gnat" came from?

03-08-2008, 03:54 PM	#91
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	4 hours drive for me.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-12-2008, 07:54 PM	#92
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	The bed rails that I didn't cut too short are too long. Happily, too long is a much easier problem to deal with. But it is irritating, as I thought the bed was finished. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-12-2008, 08:00 PM	#93
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My boys missed the bus at school so I had to drive over and fetch them. They weren't messing about, though, so I didn't read them the riot act. They went back in for a pair of gloves they forgot and it left without them. But it wasted an hour or my time and some gas. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-13-2008, 01:43 PM	#95
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	this fucking gnat that has been buzzing around me for a damn week, and keeps trying to fly up my nose. How long do these fuckers live anyway? __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

03-13-2008, 01:49 PM	#96
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	LOL Bri sorry __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

03-13-2008, 08:28 AM	#94
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	My mom is driving me nuts. She calls every morning (time varies between 7.00 and 10.00), lets the phone ring three times and JUST as I'm answering, she hangs up. ARGH! Then, I call her back and ask her why the hell she hung up on me and she always answers, "I thought you were sleeping," Okay. THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL AT 7.00? She's a monster, really.

03-13-2008, 02:00 PM	#98
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	moot point now- i was talking on the phone and swallowed him __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

03-13-2008, 02:01 PM	#99
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I think a chicken nugget just tried to come out of my nose. You need a tag: SCNF (swallow chicken nugget first.) Evvverrrrrybody sing: I don't know why, I swallowed a fly... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-13-2008, 02:01 PM	#100
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	I guess I assumed that it was the same one since it has been a single gnat all week and not a swarm of them __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

03-13-2008, 02:02 PM	#101
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	ouch sry lol __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

03-13-2008, 02:03 PM	#103
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	gnats are cautious. they were sending one scout at a time to see your reaction. now they know you swallow their kind. be alert, very very alert. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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