When it becomes Hillary v McCain - Page 7

Radar · 05-14-2008, 01:16 PM

That would be awesome on an employee's annual review. That’s where I stole my delusions of adequacy line. I've read a bunch of really funny ones. I'll post some.

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity."
"This associate is really not so much a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change feet."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
"This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better we'll be."
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"This employee should not be allowed to breed."
"This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together."
"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he is a carrier."
"He's been working with glue too much."
"He would argue with a signpost."
"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
"Is apparently very careful with equipment, as his tools show very little signs of wear."
"He is 25 years old, and still has to get his mother's permission to leave the house."
"He stated in his resume that he knew the things required to do the job. Unfortunately it now has become painfully clear that the skills he possesses involve nothing but bragging and know-it-all attitudes."
"This employee seems inadequate of accomplishing anything at all during work hours, beyond flirting with co-workers and doing her nails."

classicman · 05-14-2008, 03:07 PM

But the real issue is if he has an "acceptable name"?

Radar · 05-14-2008, 06:43 PM

Without that, he would never get hired in the first place, let alone a review.

richlevy · 05-14-2008, 08:19 PM

I just saw Edwards endorsement of Obama. He did start off with a ringing endorsement of Hillary. I have to say it was the one of the strangest political moments I've seen.

TheMercenary · 05-15-2008, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

I just saw Edwards endorsement of Obama. He did start off with a ringing endorsement of Hillary. I have to say it was the one of the strangest political moments I've seen.

Yea, I agree, and I am not sure how much it is going to contribute to the overall movement. Some of those are endorsements are more about the person giving them vs. those on the receiving end.

Radar · 05-15-2008, 10:27 AM

One can only hope that Edwards will convince more superdelelegates over to the Obama side so they can finally end the Democratic Primary and get to the part where Obama beats McCain.

lookout123 · 05-15-2008, 11:46 AM

That was a speech with a purpose. The purpose was to say, "I love you both and I'll make a great VP."

Radar · 05-15-2008, 06:56 PM

I had that feeling too...and he would make a fine V.P.. He may even become President if those backwards, redneck, racist, assholes in West Virginia stop fucking their sisters long enough to take their huntin' rifle to shoot Obama.

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-21-2008, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar

. . . long enough to take their huntin' rifle to shoot Obama.

Out of bitterness? Or religion? Or because it would annoy everyone else in Bugsplat Junction to shoot somebody more local?

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-15-2008, 09:25 PM

headsplice · 05-19-2008, 03:58 PM

That was one of the most entertaining, politically-based, cockfights I've seen in the past hour. I applaud both Radar and TheMercenary.

BigV · 05-20-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by headsplice

That was one of the most entertaining, politically-based, cockfights I've seen in the past hour. I applaud both Radar and TheMercenary.

wow. welcome back from the territories, or the Kuiper Belt, or... wherever... long time no see.

headsplice · 05-21-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

wow. welcome back from the territories, or the Kuiper Belt, or... wherever... long time no see.

Thanks!
To Radar: why are you lumping socialists and fascists together? They are two distinct political ideologies that fought against each other.
To Merc, re: the 8 years and Democrats comment: I have hopes that it won't be worse, though politicians in general are not to be trusted. But really, they're going to have to work to make them worse than the past 8.

TheMercenary · 06-04-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by headsplice

To Merc, re: the 8 years and Democrats comment: I have hopes that it won't be worse, though politicians in general are not to be trusted. But really, they're going to have to work to make them worse than the past 8.

I don't really think so. There is no way they can pay for all the promises they have made, esp if Obama is elected. Our society is about to take it in the shorts economically in the name of fixing all that needs to be fixed. I am not a fan of wealth redistribution, taxes, and the government telling me what I can and cannot do (with reasonalble exceptions).

glatt · 06-04-2008, 02:10 PM

Nobody wants to pay for the things they don't believe in. For me, it's the Iraq war.

05-14-2008, 01:16 PM	#1
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	That would be awesome on an employee's annual review. That’s where I stole my delusions of adequacy line. I've read a bunch of really funny ones. I'll post some. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity." "This associate is really not so much a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be." "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change feet." "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." "This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better we'll be." "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." "This employee should not be allowed to breed." "This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together." "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless." "He doesn't have ulcers, but he is a carrier." "He's been working with glue too much." "He would argue with a signpost." "He has a knack for making strangers immediately." "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell." "Is apparently very careful with equipment, as his tools show very little signs of wear." "He is 25 years old, and still has to get his mother's permission to leave the house." "He stated in his resume that he knew the things required to do the job. Unfortunately it now has become painfully clear that the skills he possesses involve nothing but bragging and know-it-all attitudes." "This employee seems inadequate of accomplishing anything at all during work hours, beyond flirting with co-workers and doing her nails." __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-14-2008, 03:07 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	But the real issue is if he has an "acceptable name"? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-14-2008, 06:43 PM	#3
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Without that, he would never get hired in the first place, let alone a review. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-14-2008, 08:19 PM	#4
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I come to praise Hillary, and to bury her..... I just saw Edwards endorsement of Obama. He did start off with a ringing endorsement of Hillary. I have to say it was the one of the strangest political moments I've seen. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-15-2008, 10:27 AM	#6
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	One can only hope that Edwards will convince more superdelelegates over to the Obama side so they can finally end the Democratic Primary and get to the part where Obama beats McCain. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-15-2008, 11:46 AM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	That was a speech with a purpose. The purpose was to say, "I love you both and I'll make a great VP." __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-15-2008, 06:56 PM	#8
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I had that feeling too...and he would make a fine V.P.. He may even become President if those backwards, redneck, racist, assholes in West Virginia stop fucking their sisters long enough to take their huntin' rifle to shoot Obama. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-15-2008, 09:25 PM	#10
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	__________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

05-19-2008, 03:58 PM	#11
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	That was one of the most entertaining, politically-based, cockfights I've seen in the past hour. I applaud both Radar and TheMercenary. __________________ Don't Panic

06-04-2008, 02:10 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Nobody wants to pay for the things they don't believe in. For me, it's the Iraq war.

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