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10-19-2004, 08:27 PM
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Don't pop a vein
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: in my own mind
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Ike you crack me up
I'm sorry you vomited I'll go get the mop |
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10-20-2004, 12:29 AM
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Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spring, Texas
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The Yankees have lost
Sentenced to play game seven Is the curse broken? |
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10-20-2004, 12:24 PM
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Freethinker/booter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 523
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Yankees came to Shea
Three games later, walked out swept Season ended then.
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Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. |
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10-20-2004, 03:25 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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No one wants to think
That they are the absolute Downfall: modern man
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-20-2004, 11:14 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spring, Texas
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The Sox use Botox
And the Cards catch the bird flu Astros all the way! |
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10-20-2004, 11:22 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Tim is quite confused
The Astros are done tonight Let's go Cardinals...yeah! |
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10-20-2004, 11:32 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spring, Texas
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Oh, I did forget
Sycamore's from St. Loser (Puts twenty on it) |
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10-21-2004, 10:30 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spring, Texas
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There was no handshake
The offer of the twenty Is now suspended |
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10-22-2004, 09:41 AM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,143
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Are redheads better
is the question of the day. I'll try one and see...
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Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within. |
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10-23-2004, 02:25 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Mrs. Dallas passed this on from list for orchestra conductors. Some of them are pretty good.
> Squeaking and squawking > > All eyes roll to the heavens > > The clarinet speaks > > ===================== > > One beat to change from > > Harmon to cup to bucket > > Hey, who wrote this s**t? > > ===================== > > The jam session starts > > Somebody calls "Giant Steps" > > Cold fear grips my brain > > ===================== > > Here's the girl singer > > Stepping to the microphone > > Pitch, Time, all gone now > > ===================== > > Gig is going well > > Some one requests "In the Mood" > > I look at my watch > > ===================== > > Gorgeous chick tells me > > "You sound just like Kenny G" > > My ego shatters > > ===================== > > Three-eight, eleven-eight > > Damn you Andrew Lloyd Webber > > Five-eight, seven-eight > > ===================== > > The woodwind doubler > > Practicing the piccolo > > Frustration defined > > ===================== > > Pit orchestra gig > > Days and nights become as one > > I have no damn life > > ===================== > > Bad intonation > > Strings are sharp and reeds are flat > > Brass too loud again > > ===================== > > An oxymoron: > > "He plays the accordion > > With delicacy" > > ===================== > > Bassoons forever > > Try in vain not to sound like > > A farting bedpost > > ===================== > > The strings slowly tune > > When they're done the unison > > > > > Are anything but > > ===================== > > "I can't find my note" > > Bemoans the confused singer > > "Quit now", we all pray > > ===================== > > ================== > > Money's everything > > Playing any gig that comes > > Whores, we are all whores > > ===================== > > That plate of hors d'oeuvres > > Cost more than we're getting paid > > Think we underbid? > > ===================== > > God bless trust fund gigs > > Only have to eat ramen > > For a few more weeks > > ===================== |
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12-01-2004, 02:50 PM
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Freethinker/booter
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Ditched my class again
Wanted to write some haiku SD's list scares me.
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Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. |
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12-02-2004, 06:38 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Lumber Jim wigged out
tw now has a rented mule watch out for mind-melds! I am so happy I never flipped out in public Hey where is my shirt?
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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03-20-2005, 04:09 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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damn I hurt my toe
is there a light switch in here this is Jim's office!
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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03-21-2005, 11:57 AM
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bent
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: under the weather
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i've been here before
but i can't remember when why is this thread dead? bring back the office at least creative writing ok, just haiku aren't haikus about an object from the outdoors? perhaps an orchid? i think that it's more than just composing three lines of various length.
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Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh |
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01-06-2006, 12:54 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Something is stirring
In the graveyard of archives; A resurrection. |
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