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Old 04-29-2008, 07:38 AM   #91
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Magic 8 Ball - will it happen or not?
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:54 AM   #92
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Magic 8 ball, will my corset arrive in time for my night out Saturday?
It is doubtful. It will, however, arrive in time for Sunday morning church.

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And will my shoes give me blisters?
The magic 8 ball doesn't think you care. You'll wear them because they're kicky and sexy, and they make your legs look wicked fierce. You're willing to put up with a little gaping foot wound to get some of that action going.
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:59 AM   #93
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Magic 8 Ball - will it happen or not?
Cantaloupe.

Ask a shitty question, get a shitty answer. The magic 8 ball is not your husband, he cannot read your mind. Now go fetch me a beer.
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:03 AM   #94
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Magic 8 ball - if my cultures croak again tomorrow, will I be able to figure out the problem before the next set is due to be put down?
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:04 AM   #95
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Magic 8 ball- Is Pushkin going to reject my resume? Leaving me at a new level of professional rejection (one that is more personal and sad for me)?
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:17 AM   #96
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Magic 8 ball - should i become a professional busker living for tips and cans of soup instead of continuing as a finance advisor with a chrysler and an apartment smelling of rich mahogany?
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:25 AM   #97
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Negrodamus, why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:06 AM   #98
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Magic 8 Ball,

How can I get that mahogany smell out of my apartment?
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:15 AM   #99
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Have you seen my socks?
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:18 PM   #100
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Magic 8 ball - if my cultures croak again tomorrow, will I be able to figure out the problem before the next set is due to be put down?
You will not. It will take three more iterations of failure and reset before you realize that the housekeeping crew washed all the MacConkey agar plates with lemony fresh Palmolive.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:20 PM   #101
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Magic 8 ball- Is Pushkin going to reject my resume? Leaving me at a new level of professional rejection (one that is more personal and sad for me)?
Yes, but not for the reason you think. The first letter of each line in your "skills" section spell out a particularly filthy acrostic, which Pushkin will assume is a come-on.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:22 PM   #102
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Magic 8 ball - should i become a professional busker living for tips and cans of soup instead of continuing as a finance advisor with a chrysler and an apartment smelling of rich mahogany?
People don't realize how nutrient-rich dreams are. When all else fails, they make a delicious base for a hearty soup, cooked over a roaring fire of your own pitiful regrets.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:23 PM   #103
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Negrodamus, why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?
Magic 8 ball is not amused. Your privileges have been suspended.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:25 PM   #104
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How can I get that mahogany smell out of my apartment?
Signup at the Learning Annex to host an in-home kimchi cooking class.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:26 PM   #105
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Have you seen my socks?
It is doubtful.
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