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The Un-Tuckian
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#1037 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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So I was standing in line at the grocery store with the weirdest of my kids and at one particularly weird moment I said "Son, you are doing me a frighten". Without a breath, he said "Bork! Bork! Bork!" I didn't show him that one. No doubting his parentage.
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#1038 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Never questioned his, it's yours that makes me ponder. Which planet? Which dimension?
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#1040 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Thor has been on facebook for about 18 months now. But this may be his first real post:
Really annoyed about the linguistically insensitive "nose blind" term in Febreeze commercials. The correct terms go as follows. Hyposmia [high-POSE-mee-ah] is a reduced ability to detect odors. Anosmia [ah-NOSE-mee-ah] is the complete inability to detect odors. In rare cases, someone may be born without a sense of smell, a condition called congenital anosmia. Parosmia [pahr-OZE-mee-ah] is a change in the normal perception of odors, such as when the smell of something familiar is distorted, or when something that normally smells pleasant now smells foul. Phantosmia [fan-TOES-mee-ah] is the sensation of an odor that isn’t there. Get some English, Febreeze He is 14
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#1041 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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There are tears coming out of my eyes. I refuse to say whether they are from laughter or overly-emotional-maternal-pride, but my cheeks are hurting
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#1042 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Holy shit, he doesn't talk like that for real does he? That would get him some strange looks methinks.
Bulletin: This just in from our foreign desks. Proctor & Gamble stock has tumbled on the foreign exchanges, and rumor has it the markets not open for the week yet, are being flooded with put orders. ![]()
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#1043 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Smart irony is prized above all other skills in the Millennial landscape. He'll be their king.
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#1044 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yes, he does talk like that.
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Having dined with this family fairly recently I can attest that he does talk like that. He's smart and funny and a great kid to talk to!
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#1046 |
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No wonder Banana Lady loves to visit.
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#1047 |
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She never hears him talk because she hands over a stack of Beano comics as she walks through the door and we don't see him again
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#1048 |
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Ha, ha, ha, Banana Lady is on the ball.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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#1050 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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unfortunate, when you live around here....
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