Be a post whore! - Page 70

lookout123 · 12-26-2008, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

Only a pompous ass quotes himself.

see?

ZenGum · 12-27-2008, 05:28 PM

Australia is doing much better at The G.

Zengum will be away for a week or so. Happy new year to all youse guys!

Cicero · 12-30-2008, 02:11 PM

So. I just saw Shawnee...Where in the hell is she now that I'm on the netz?!?

Oh well, she's probably working her butt off now that she's back at work...Yah, this is just like her tho'.

I played the radio game with my brother in the car when I went to see my parents. He liked it.

Shawnee123 · 12-31-2008, 08:52 AM

Hi Cic!

Are you going to be online tonight? I think me and Homeless Guy are house/dog-sitting at his sister's sweet house tonight...and she needs some computer stuff done so I might be online.

Of course, all the cool people probably have real plans.

Cicero · 01-02-2009, 03:45 PM

This is how I feel...

http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/images/teddycide.jpg

That is all....

Shawnee123 · 01-02-2009, 04:03 PM

Teddy Flushpin?

Cicero · 01-02-2009, 04:27 PM

Yah I am so deep.

Shawnee123 · 01-02-2009, 04:54 PM

That little guy who floats around in your tank on a tiny boat will save you!

glatt · 01-02-2009, 05:39 PM

So I'm in the mall, sitting with my mom while she tries an ice cream from this famous Cold Stone Creamery place she's apparently heard a lot about, and a prostitute walks by. I honestly didn't even notice the hooker, but after she walks right by us, my mom is jabbing me and pointing her way. I had no idea what she was pointing to, because she wouldn't be pointing to that hooker, would she? But she was. I was so confused. Like was she pointing to the tiny skirt, or the fake fur coat? The high heels and fishnets? I really didn't know what the proper response was. She was disappointed in my reaction. You'd think she would be pleased that the hooker didn't even register on my radar.

It was strange, seeing a hooker in broad daylight in a mall. It's right by a big bus hub. I think she was going home. It was the morning, and lots of people cut through the mall.

jinx · 01-02-2009, 07:24 PM

The roads were just a tiny bit slippery when I left the house today to take the kids to a friend's house to play. Nothing bad, but last time the roads were slick we saw a dozen or so people off the road, watched one persona lose control and take out a mailbox, so my daughter was concerned. We had not gone more than a few miles when I crested a hill just in time to see a volvo smash into an exterra and send it into someone's front yard. Volvo lady gets out of her car holding her chest and indicated to me that she needed help, exterra lady stayed in her car and was screaming bloody murder. So I called 911 and and asked for an ambulance and got volvo lady to sit in my car instead of running around the yard like Mike the headless chicken. Then exterra lady's mom showed up - wtf? How...?

The whole front of the volvo was smashed in, unrecognizable. She had hit the back/side of the exterra, which was coming from the other direction but lost control on a curve and had spun around backwards into her lane. The passenger airbag in the volvo went off, the driver side did not, and the driver complained of chest pain from hitting the steering wheel. Exterra lady had a broken leg/ankle and a severe enough head injury that she didn't recognize her mother.

So, we finally get volvo lady out of my car and get on our way and my daughter says "I knew we were gonna see an accident today, I just didn't think we'd have to sit there so long".

capnhowdy · 01-05-2009, 07:28 AM

four plus five my ass.

sweetwater · 01-12-2009, 09:05 AM

I saw this and began wondering if it is at all relevant to the airplane/treadmill question. Then I wondered if I should post it, but I decided yes. Obviously.

Aliantha · 01-13-2009, 05:59 AM

OK, this is slightly gross, so if you're not into poo stories, you should just move right along now...

As most of you women who've ever been pregnant will probably know from experience, constipation can be an issue off and on right throughout pregnancy.

But fear not! I have found the cure!!!

Just eat McDonalds. Every time I feel a bit blocked up, I go and have a quarter pounder and voila! About two hours later I start cleaning out the pipes nice and easy. Very relieving.

I just thought I'd share.

Clodfobble · 01-13-2009, 05:26 PM

A nurse told me that passing constipated logs was great practice for pushing out the baby.

Chocolatl · 01-13-2009, 07:46 PM

This week I started my final internship at a local high school. I'm teaching English I, II, and III to sophomores, juniors and seniors. I am excited yet terrified and generally overwhelmed. I'm currently undergoing a bit of culture shock as the kids at this school are very different to the ones in my high school. At any rate, the ordeal won't leave too much time for the Cellar. I'll be even more of a lurker than usual from here until the end of April.

May 2nd I will be graduating with a B.S. in Secondary English Ed. Woohoo!

12-27-2008, 05:28 PM	#1037
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Australia is doing much better at The G. Zengum will be away for a week or so. Happy new year to all youse guys! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-30-2008, 02:11 PM	#1038
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	So. I just saw Shawnee...Where in the hell is she now that I'm on the netz?!? Oh well, she's probably working her butt off now that she's back at work...Yah, this is just like her tho'. I played the radio game with my brother in the car when I went to see my parents. He liked it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-31-2008, 08:52 AM	#1039
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hi Cic! Are you going to be online tonight? I think me and Homeless Guy are house/dog-sitting at his sister's sweet house tonight...and she needs some computer stuff done so I might be online. Of course, all the cool people probably have real plans. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-02-2009, 03:45 PM	#1040
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	This is how I feel... http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/images/teddycide.jpg That is all.... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-02-2009, 04:03 PM	#1041
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Teddy Flushpin? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-02-2009, 04:27 PM	#1042
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yah I am so deep. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-02-2009, 04:54 PM	#1043
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That little guy who floats around in your tank on a tiny boat will save you! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-02-2009, 05:39 PM	#1044
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	So I'm in the mall, sitting with my mom while she tries an ice cream from this famous Cold Stone Creamery place she's apparently heard a lot about, and a prostitute walks by. I honestly didn't even notice the hooker, but after she walks right by us, my mom is jabbing me and pointing her way. I had no idea what she was pointing to, because she wouldn't be pointing to that hooker, would she? But she was. I was so confused. Like was she pointing to the tiny skirt, or the fake fur coat? The high heels and fishnets? I really didn't know what the proper response was. She was disappointed in my reaction. You'd think she would be pleased that the hooker didn't even register on my radar. It was strange, seeing a hooker in broad daylight in a mall. It's right by a big bus hub. I think she was going home. It was the morning, and lots of people cut through the mall.

01-02-2009, 07:24 PM	#1045
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	The roads were just a tiny bit slippery when I left the house today to take the kids to a friend's house to play. Nothing bad, but last time the roads were slick we saw a dozen or so people off the road, watched one persona lose control and take out a mailbox, so my daughter was concerned. We had not gone more than a few miles when I crested a hill just in time to see a volvo smash into an exterra and send it into someone's front yard. Volvo lady gets out of her car holding her chest and indicated to me that she needed help, exterra lady stayed in her car and was screaming bloody murder. So I called 911 and and asked for an ambulance and got volvo lady to sit in my car instead of running around the yard like Mike the headless chicken. Then exterra lady's mom showed up - wtf? How...? The whole front of the volvo was smashed in, unrecognizable. She had hit the back/side of the exterra, which was coming from the other direction but lost control on a curve and had spun around backwards into her lane. The passenger airbag in the volvo went off, the driver side did not, and the driver complained of chest pain from hitting the steering wheel. Exterra lady had a broken leg/ankle and a severe enough head injury that she didn't recognize her mother. So, we finally get volvo lady out of my car and get on our way and my daughter says "I knew we were gonna see an accident today, I just didn't think we'd have to sit there so long". __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-05-2009, 07:28 AM	#1046
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	four plus five my ass. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-12-2009, 09:05 AM	#1047
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	I saw this and began wondering if it is at all relevant to the airplane/treadmill question. Then I wondered if I should post it, but I decided yes. Obviously. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

01-13-2009, 05:59 AM	#1048
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	OK, this is slightly gross, so if you're not into poo stories, you should just move right along now... As most of you women who've ever been pregnant will probably know from experience, constipation can be an issue off and on right throughout pregnancy. But fear not! I have found the cure!!! Just eat McDonalds. Every time I feel a bit blocked up, I go and have a quarter pounder and voila! About two hours later I start cleaning out the pipes nice and easy. Very relieving. I just thought I'd share. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-13-2009, 05:26 PM	#1049
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	A nurse told me that passing constipated logs was great practice for pushing out the baby. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-13-2009, 07:46 PM	#1050
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	This week I started my final internship at a local high school. I'm teaching English I, II, and III to sophomores, juniors and seniors. I am excited yet terrified and generally overwhelmed. I'm currently undergoing a bit of culture shock as the kids at this school are very different to the ones in my high school. At any rate, the ordeal won't leave too much time for the Cellar. I'll be even more of a lurker than usual from here until the end of April. May 2nd I will be graduating with a B.S. in Secondary English Ed. Woohoo!

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