The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 711

DanaC · 01-07-2013, 05:07 AM

To the tune of Riders in the Sky...

DanaC · 01-07-2013, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the octopus beneath my wings

This made me laugh my tits off.

Pete Zicato · 01-07-2013, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

This made me laugh my tits off.

I hope you kept track of them. They can probably be reattached.

jimhelm · 01-07-2013, 01:55 PM

Great news!
I JUST bought a roll of double sided tape!

I'll be right over!

ZenGum · 01-07-2013, 07:14 PM

So long as Ibby doesn't pinch* them first.

*hey, works either way.

Ibby · 01-07-2013, 07:52 PM

footfootfoot · 01-08-2013, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

This made me laugh my tits off.

They were such lovely tits too.

Gravdigr · 01-17-2013, 01:35 PM

Up next on today's episode of "Gary Busey Is Batshit Insane":

Quote:

Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, here come the hobbits.

Is that a cassette recorder?

Gravdigr · 01-17-2013, 01:37 PM

I think he may have confused hobbits with Mexicans.

Sundae · 01-17-2013, 03:32 PM

Dana does have nice tits. I'd swap hers for mine - except then I'd be fat-with-small-tits which is one of nature's cruellest tricks. At least I can make men smile at me on buses just by having lively sweater puppies.

Dana got the brains, I got the OAPs.

Gravdigr · 01-26-2013, 02:50 PM

wtf?

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Also, wtf'nf?

Nirvana · 02-01-2013, 10:11 PM

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ZenGum · 02-02-2013, 12:45 AM

It just needs a full stop after pants and a comma after don't.

Gravdigr · 02-03-2013, 03:39 PM

I bet he does...

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Crimson Ghost · 02-03-2013, 04:04 PM

Obamacare Vasectomy Clinic, now open

01-07-2013, 01:55 PM	#10654
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01-07-2013, 07:14 PM	#10655
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So long as Ibby doesn't pinch* them first. *hey, works either way. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-07-2013, 07:52 PM	#10656
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	__________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

01-17-2013, 01:37 PM	#10659
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I think he may have confused hobbits with Mexicans. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-17-2013, 03:32 PM	#10660
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dana does have nice tits. I'd swap hers for mine - except then I'd be fat-with-small-tits which is one of nature's cruellest tricks. At least I can make men smile at me on buses just by having lively sweater puppies. Dana got the brains, I got the OAPs. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-26-2013, 02:50 PM	#10661
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	wtf? Also, wtf'nf? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-01-2013, 10:11 PM	#10662
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02-02-2013, 12:45 AM	#10663
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It just needs a full stop after pants and a comma after don't. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-03-2013, 03:39 PM	#10664
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I bet he does... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-03-2013, 04:04 PM	#10665
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