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#1066 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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my last customer was a dirty bitch. and quite irritating.
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#1067 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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You aren't still there are you?!? jfc...
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#1068 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Was she a mummy?
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#1069 |
lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,120
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I was just told about an email that needs an answer, and one of the others copied on it called me to tell me, and I still don't have the darn email yet. ::drumming fingers on laptop:: Hurry, hurry, hurry up! ::taps screen:: Is this thing on? Why is it taking more time to come to me? ::gets up to pace a bit:: My interweb tubes must be clogged!
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#1070 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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You need to close some windows. You have about 8 open.
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,120
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#1072 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
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Our "help" desk removed a bunch of PCs from one of my workrooms without telling me. The equipment was idle at the time, and they needed them elsewhere. I can understand taking them, but at least have the decency to tell me. I had 5 temps show up this morning to work on a last minute emergency project, and found there are no computers to use. Had I known, I could have had the room ready for the temps when they arrived. I'm still waiting for the "help" desk to get them set up.
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#1073 |
Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
Posts: 7,013
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Couldn't find my friggin immersion blender so I dug out the regular one.... got about 3/4 of the way thru pureeing the soup before it caught on fire. Yeah, nice, smells great.... off to fucking walmart, shouldn't be crowded at all today....
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#1074 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Day before Thanksgiving, no it'll be a ghost town.
Stiff friggin neck. I'm s'posed to fight Saturday but I can't turn my head.
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#1075 |
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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Bloated. Tummy pains. Adipose tissue. Need for lasix, though, don't have any lasix. Carrying prolly two pounds of water in each boob.
sigh.
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#1076 |
This is a fully functional babe lair
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Akron, OH
Posts: 2,324
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Knee just busted through a thin spot in my favorite pair of jeans.. now I can't wear them to work.
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#1077 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I lost my mother fucking tie bar at the gym. dammittohell-sonofabitch-cock
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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Why do I get such pleasure poking Jim with a stick?
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#1080 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
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Hayfever brought on by dust and fluff that came out of the wardrobe in the spare room.
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