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Old 09-01-2010, 12:02 PM   #1066
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Are they they people that sort what you're doing into categories, even though they don't know you, or what your intentions/motives are? Or are they the people that decide what your intentions/motives are, even though they have never met you?

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Old 09-03-2010, 03:03 PM   #1067
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AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.
I love this woman, and I want to marry her.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:48 PM   #1068
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Haw. That writer did that totally on purpose.
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Old 09-10-2010, 04:17 PM   #1069
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...0903043_2.html


The three Americans were hiking in the mountains of Iraq's northern Kurdish region on July 31, 2009, when, according to their families, they strayed across the border accidentally. Authorities in Tehran confirmed three days later that the three had been arrested, and an Iranian Arabic-language television network quoted police sources as saying they were "CIA agents."

weird because they were hiking!? in Iran? come on...
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Old 09-10-2010, 05:16 PM   #1070
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Apparently there are people who like to hike. Weird isn't it?

Wasn't one of them just released? Health issues, lump in her breast... something.
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:36 PM   #1071
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Yes, I am planning my Iranian boarder hike right now. The mother of vacations!
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Old 09-11-2010, 10:34 AM   #1072
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You've taken in an Iranian boarder - that was really nice of you.

Seriously - I cannot image wanting to do that, but there are people who are into that. I'm just not one of them.
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Old 09-11-2010, 11:05 PM   #1073
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You've taken in an Iranian boarder - that was really nice of you.
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:01 PM   #1074
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This probably belongs in the WTF thread, but this was easier to find.
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:23 PM   #1075
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I think the severing of all the limbs probably had a bit to do with the death of the donkey.
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:39 PM   #1076
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The had "unnatural sex with a donkey". Would they have gotten in trouble if it had been godd old natural sex with a donkey?
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Old 09-13-2010, 06:39 PM   #1077
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feb 8th 2000? Think those guys are up for parole?
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Old 09-13-2010, 07:48 PM   #1078
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Once they're paroled, they'll probably be sent to the American Coalition front.
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Old 09-16-2010, 12:44 AM   #1079
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Now, let's admit it, when we were young, we did dumb things for some ass.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 09-16-2010, 02:24 AM   #1080
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Never cut her appendages off though, and as studly as I am was, none of them died from me. :
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