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The future is unwritten
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Fined £60 & 3 points for blowing his nose
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Jersey City woman says boyfriend beat her with a cat
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
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Priceless: room to swing a cat in your flat
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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So desperate that they need aliens to molest.
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
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The future is unwritten
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I think this line's mostly filler.
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: DC
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I suspect that 'vagabonds' is being used as a euphamism for 'hobos'.
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Back in 10
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Billboard spelling error creates embarrassment
SOUTH BEND — If you ever wondered how much difference just one letter can make when it comes to a message, ask the thousands of people who drove by a digital billboard near the intersection of Ironwood and State Road 23 between Thursday and Monday morning.
The ad urged people to go to the "southbendon.com" website for a look at the "15 best things about our pubic schools." That's right, the billboard said "pubic" instead of "public" schools. The letter "L" had been left out of the word public. Lee MacMillan of South Bend said his wife spotted the error on Saturday while sitting in traffic. "She got home and said, ‘I can't believe it said what I think it said,’" MacMillan recalls. "So we were out driving around yesterday and sure enough, it had that typo in it. So we took a picture and the rest is history, as they say," MacMillan adds. MacMillan posted the picture he took on Facebook. He also emailed it to his neighbor, South Bend School Superintendent Jim Kapsa. more ![]()
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Pubic schools...
Sex Education... Teachers and students having sex... Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
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Professor
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
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(14) Cooking fetuses over a nice BBQ
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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And the last and best thing about our pubic schools is -
Standardized tests. That's right. Without standardized tests, how would we know who our friends are, and who to exclude from the "inner circle" of jocks, preps, and cheerleaders? Standardized tests make life so much better. They worked in the past. Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot... Come on aboard for the big win. (Went back and re-read that. I was headed to a real dark place in my head.)
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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