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12-27-2013, 10:15 AM
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My sister and our next door neighbour. And their blue bikes.
This probably explains a lot about my Mum, poor thing.
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12-28-2013, 03:19 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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From blue bikes to the red light district in Amsterdam.
It's a goddamn slippery slope I tell you!
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12-28-2013, 03:46 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Mine was burgundy.
But the Germans stole the Dutch's bicycles when they retreated. Hence the football chant "Give us our bikes back!" And there is an odd childhood joke about bike meaning fanny (front-bottom) in German... ... and I have no idea where I am going with this apart from to say If you don't give my football back I'm gonna get my Dad on you. So there.
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12-28-2013, 04:05 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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I don't have your football...
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12-28-2013, 04:26 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Don't make me get all Jules Rimet on you.
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12-29-2013, 09:59 PM
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Ugh
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01-10-2014, 12:43 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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But, it does have a neck, and that neck has a color...
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01-10-2014, 04:10 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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What. The. Fu--KILLIT!!!!KILLLIIITNOW!!!!
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01-10-2014, 04:48 PM
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If that's real, I bet she runs like the wind.
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01-11-2014, 06:46 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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01-22-2014, 06:04 PM
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The feature started with something like "Look how much Kurt and Goldie's son looks like them!"
I don't think he looks at all like either of them, but, I would like to know where Woody Harrelson was nine months before Wyatt was born: Now, if you want to see a child who looks her parent:
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01-25-2014, 01:40 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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01-25-2014, 08:34 AM
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still says videotape
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Looks botoxic.
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01-25-2014, 09:07 AM
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I can hear my ears
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I see Kurt in him. Look at his chin
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01-25-2014, 09:30 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Yeah, and the nose and cheeks bones
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