02-19-2014, 01:06 PM | #11041 |
polaroid of perfection
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Don't worry, I have to wash my hands every time I walk behind the counter.
I had to wash my hands after shaking his too. So we were both well protected
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03-01-2014, 11:37 PM | #11042 |
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I'm not sure how I'd feel in this guys place. It's kind of creepy but is it really different from the old picture of them on your mantle?
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03-04-2014, 10:28 AM | #11043 |
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I think I'd like that.
When my parents move I expect the street view photo of Dad taking Tesco bags out of his last car but one will still be there for a while, as the physical geography will not have changed. He can't drive now, he can't lift those bags, he won't live there (here). But somewhere on the Internet he's not a young man again, but he can still do all of the above.
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03-14-2014, 04:52 PM | #11044 |
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03-14-2014, 08:12 PM | #11045 |
still says videotape
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... refused to move their cars for snow removal.
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03-14-2014, 08:32 PM | #11046 |
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But seriously ... ?
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03-14-2014, 08:37 PM | #11047 |
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Well, that's a serious blow job.
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03-15-2014, 10:30 AM | #11048 |
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Setup for training exercise for local fire department rescue squads.
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03-15-2014, 06:29 PM | #11049 | |||
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The only place I could find these pictures is a Russian site which Google translates as follows...
Quote:
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03-15-2014, 08:11 PM | #11050 | |
Encroaching on your decrees
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Gimme linkie and I'll translate .... Sent by thought transference
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03-16-2014, 12:10 AM | #11051 |
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Yebbut how much will it cost Tony?
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03-16-2014, 01:55 AM | #11052 |
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What, you don't trust the Google translation I posted... well I never.
Ok there was that one time, but it was right after my divorce. I was lonely and drunk and I really didn't enjoy it, but um... oh linkie. http://www.liveinternet.ru/tags/%EF%...E%FF%ED%EA%E5/
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03-16-2014, 08:55 AM | #11053 | |
still says videotape
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Landing zone for tw's aliens, thrusters do a number on your paint job.
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03-22-2014, 05:32 PM | #11054 |
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Actual fortune cookie fortune received today.
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03-23-2014, 03:34 PM | #11055 |
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Looks like he could've gotten away with one each, but, whatever...25 yrs of storage:
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