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xoxoxoBruce · 12-26-2019, 03:44 PM

Upsetting? That doesn't even begin to cover the rage I have for fedex.
I always dread something coming by fedex because they always fuck it up.
They sent me an email last Thursday saying I have a package coming from Oak Park MI that will be delivered Sunday.
Friday I get another email saying the same thing. Saturday yet another email saying the same.
Sunday morning I click on the tracking and it says out for delivery. Fine, except it wasn't delivered.
Monday morning I click on the tracking and it says out for delivery. No, silly bunny, no package for you.
Of course the virtual assistant is no help so I call the fedex hotline and after convincing the AI answering the phone that I want a human, this guy says it will come Tuesday. Of course he's lying through his teeth and nothing on Tuesday. It's not coming Christmas either.

Today I get an email saying it was delivered at 2 PM on SUNDAY. No it fucking wasn't!!
Go to the tracking site, put in the number, it was delivered Sunday. No it fucking wasn't!!
Call the customer service hotline, give AI the tracking number, that was delivered on Sunday is there anything else? No it fucking wasn't!!
After going around and around with AI I finally get a human who says, Duh, Idunno. At last an honest answer, they'll probably fire him.
He said they'll investigate and call me. I ain't holding my breath.
Fedex is the worst, fedex is the pits, fedex is the dregs, lower than whale shit, incompetent liars.

monster · 12-26-2019, 06:36 PM

I like how Amazon started taking pictures of items on doorsteps when they delivered. Once we were able to ascertain that the missing package had probably blown right off the porch and tracked it down in the yard

sexobon · 12-27-2019, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Amazon refused to help catch porch-pirate delivery driver, sheriff says

… The theft happened Dec. 19. According to the Sheriff’s Office, Amazon driver Jose Campos, 27 of Kissimmee, brought the package to the victim’s home in the Watersong Resort development, then placed the parcel on the ground near the door and took a photo to confirm delivery.

Then, he picked the package back up.

The theft was caught on the home’s security camera. Video released by the Sheriff’s Office shows the driver leaning the package against a Christmas tree in front of the door for the photo, then glancing around and — apparently not seeing the camera — removing it moments later. ...

Undertoad · 12-27-2019, 10:30 AM

They didn't simply hand over information to the authorities for a minor crime without a warrant?

~ Well done, Amazon ~

sexobon · 12-27-2019, 10:35 AM

Stealing Christmas a minor crime?

We'll need a Grinch Statute to make it a felony.

footfootfoot · 12-27-2019, 02:14 PM

Dana you clearly need to go to vet school.

DanaC · 12-27-2019, 05:44 PM

Yep. Clearly

xoxoxoBruce · 12-27-2019, 10:39 PM

I'm not so sure, if you became a Vet you'd end up with a whole house full of poor little babies need a home. Might end up costing you even more.

Diaphone Jim · 01-11-2020, 02:39 PM

https://i1.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-...m=1.5625&ssl=1

sexobon · 01-13-2020, 01:02 AM

I'm just worried sick about Harry and Meghan.

sexobon · 01-14-2020, 09:46 PM

How are they going yo make a living? Will they become desperate and appear in their own ~~reality~~ royality TV show? Would it have a cheesy name like Royals - Canadian Style?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-14-2020, 09:54 PM

We're talking Di's baby and Di's grandbaby's mother.

The pundits say their "brand" is worth a Billion dollars.

sexobon · 01-14-2020, 10:07 PM

Gosh, I sure hope they'll be OK. They seem like nice people. They'll be far away from family and their adoring British citizenry though.

Griff · 01-15-2020, 07:01 AM

Security gonna be a thing, an expensive thing.

Gravdigr · 01-15-2020, 01:36 PM

I hope they both get eaten by a bear.

12-26-2019, 03:44 PM	#11191
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Upsetting? That doesn't even begin to cover the rage I have for fedex. I always dread something coming by fedex because they always fuck it up. They sent me an email last Thursday saying I have a package coming from Oak Park MI that will be delivered Sunday. Friday I get another email saying the same thing. Saturday yet another email saying the same. Sunday morning I click on the tracking and it says out for delivery. Fine, except it wasn't delivered. Monday morning I click on the tracking and it says out for delivery. No, silly bunny, no package for you. Of course the virtual assistant is no help so I call the fedex hotline and after convincing the AI answering the phone that I want a human, this guy says it will come Tuesday. Of course he's lying through his teeth and nothing on Tuesday. It's not coming Christmas either. Today I get an email saying it was delivered at 2 PM on SUNDAY. No it fucking wasn't!! Go to the tracking site, put in the number, it was delivered Sunday. No it fucking wasn't!! Call the customer service hotline, give AI the tracking number, that was delivered on Sunday is there anything else? No it fucking wasn't!! After going around and around with AI I finally get a human who says, Duh, Idunno. At last an honest answer, they'll probably fire him. He said they'll investigate and call me. I ain't holding my breath. Fedex is the worst, fedex is the pits, fedex is the dregs, lower than whale shit, incompetent liars. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-26-2019, 06:36 PM	#11192
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I like how Amazon started taking pictures of items on doorsteps when they delivered. Once we were able to ascertain that the missing package had probably blown right off the porch and tracked it down in the yard __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-27-2019, 02:14 PM	#11196
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Dana you clearly need to go to vet school. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-27-2019, 10:39 PM	#11198
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'm not so sure, if you became a Vet you'd end up with a whole house full of poor little babies need a home. Might end up costing you even more. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-14-2020, 09:54 PM	#11202
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	We're talking Di's baby and Di's grandbaby's mother. The pundits say their "brand" is worth a Billion dollars. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-27-2019, 10:30 AM	#11194
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	They didn't simply hand over information to the authorities for a minor crime without a warrant? ~ Well done, Amazon ~

12-27-2019, 10:35 AM	#11195
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Stealing Christmas a minor crime? We'll need a Grinch Statute to make it a felony.

01-11-2020, 02:39 PM	#11199
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	https://i1.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-...m=1.5625&ssl=1

01-13-2020, 01:02 AM	#11200
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'm just worried sick about Harry and Meghan.

01-14-2020, 09:46 PM	#11201
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	How are they going yo make a living? Will they become desperate and appear in their own ~~reality~~ royality TV show? Would it have a cheesy name like Royals - Canadian Style?

01-14-2020, 10:07 PM	#11203
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Gosh, I sure hope they'll be OK. They seem like nice people. They'll be far away from family and their adoring British citizenry though.

01-15-2020, 07:01 AM	#11204
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Security gonna be a thing, an expensive thing. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-15-2020, 01:36 PM	#11205
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope they both get eaten by a bear. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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