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captainhook455 · 06-05-2017, 11:36 AM

I don't know. Looks like you was going to blow someone in post #1109. What you do for Xanax? You should have called me. Get her some purple meskies or some peyote buttons or purple mushrooms out the cow pasture. The shrooms are good for you because she will want to lick you all over, then she will sleep after 2 hrs of licking.

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lumberjim · 06-05-2017, 04:06 PM

Blow someone? I didn't Do anything for them other than go pick them up. Free. The person gave her 3. I asked, they gave. Free. You been watching too much TV or something?

captainhook455 · 06-05-2017, 09:49 PM

It the saying you said. It not who you know it who you blow. It is nice to get stuff free. I get stuff in the mail all the time. Mebbe no more.

lumberjim · 06-05-2017, 10:19 PM

Oh. Never heard it twisted that way. I was referring back to an earlier post where I said, "It's who you know"

I finally bought that motorcycle lift I've been coveting.

Uncrated it yesterday. I had it propped up at one point to get the bottom of the crate out of the way, and as I turned to step away, it fell and got me right on the belt on my left hip. Like being hit by a baseball bat. Really grateful it actually hit my belt. If it had got me on top of the hip bone, I'd probably have needed assistance.

I had to drill holes to mount the wheel chock and eye loops for ratchet strap tie downs. After the first hole yielded a big mess of sharp metal shavings, I consulted my brain, and decided to use a magnetically charged washer to surround the hole.

It collected the shavings as they came off the bit.

Take it to the trash, remove the magnet, and then use it to collect the loose bits.

captainhook455 · 06-05-2017, 11:52 PM

Well just stick with your old buddy Ed and I will teach you all the crap that you are too intelligent to think of. Kinda like what Bill Clinton said. " Oral is not immoral. " He could've said it.

Talking about bikes this is the new Yamaha touring bike. 117 ci. Holy shit. Direct competition with the Harley Ultra Glide and that other thing the Indian. You have to go to the dark side to get the particulars.

lumberjim · 06-06-2017, 12:07 AM

113 ci. I watched the commercial on you tube. All the riders have grey hair. Like a viagara commercial.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-06-2017, 12:47 AM

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After the first hole yielded a big mess of sharp metal shavings, I consulted my brain, and decided to use a magnetically charged washer to surround the hole.

Smarter than the average bear.

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All the riders have grey hair. Like a viagara commercial.

The market is guys with the resources and nothing to lose.

captainhook455 · 06-06-2017, 07:07 AM

Jim needs to dye his sideburns gray so he will fit in. He already has the gut.lol.

Gravdigr · 06-06-2017, 01:19 PM

Except for the cheap-ass Plexi wind deflectors, it's a pretty nice looking bike. I'd ride that like it was Hayden Panettiere.

And that's coming from the guy who usually says "If ya want a windshield, buy a car."

ETA: Those flat black bits around the lower parts of the bike (bag bottoms, driving light surrounds) should be body color, though.

BigV · 06-06-2017, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

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ETA: Those flat black bits around the lower parts of the bike (bag bottoms, driving light surrounds) should be body color, though.

doncha' think that'd take away from the "lunging" outline of color?

captainhook455 · 06-06-2017, 09:33 PM

I'm thinking does it have radiators? I mean whats with the big scoops on the sides under the faring?

lumberjim · 06-06-2017, 10:40 PM

My guess is they copied the latest ultra glide, and put 2 tiny radiators in the lower fairings.

And grav, the black plastic bottoms of the bags are so you can set them on the ground when you unmount them. Maybe

lumberjim · 06-06-2017, 10:43 PM

High Torque Engine with Cutting-Edge Rider Aids
Featuring a torque-rich 1854cc air-cooled V-twin, Star Venture® produces smooth, effortless passing power even when fully loaded. And with ride-by-wire throttle control, traction control and selectable riding modes, Star Venture brings class-leading technology to the luxury touring class.

Wrong again.

It's long. 67" wheel base. Mine is 63"

sexobon · 06-06-2017, 11:17 PM

I read that it also has an oil cooler between the front down tubes (as did a Kawasaki I once had).

captainhook455 · 06-07-2017, 09:55 AM

Looks to me like the trunk and tour Pak are not that big. It doesn't even have whitewalls. Everyone knows that ww tires make the bike go faster.

06-05-2017, 04:06 PM	#1112
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Blow someone? I didn't Do anything for them other than go pick them up. Free. The person gave her 3. I asked, they gave. Free. You been watching too much TV or something? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2017, 10:19 PM	#1114
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Oh. Never heard it twisted that way. I was referring back to an earlier post where I said, "It's who you know" I finally bought that motorcycle lift I've been coveting. Uncrated it yesterday. I had it propped up at one point to get the bottom of the crate out of the way, and as I turned to step away, it fell and got me right on the belt on my left hip. Like being hit by a baseball bat. Really grateful it actually hit my belt. If it had got me on top of the hip bone, I'd probably have needed assistance. I had to drill holes to mount the wheel chock and eye loops for ratchet strap tie downs. After the first hole yielded a big mess of sharp metal shavings, I consulted my brain, and decided to use a magnetically charged washer to surround the hole. It collected the shavings as they came off the bit. Take it to the trash, remove the magnet, and then use it to collect the loose bits. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 06-05-2017 at 10:28 PM.

06-06-2017, 12:07 AM	#1116
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	113 ci. I watched the commercial on you tube. All the riders have grey hair. Like a viagara commercial. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-06-2017, 01:19 PM	#1119
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Except for the cheap-ass Plexi wind deflectors, it's a pretty nice looking bike. I'd ride that like it was Hayden Panettiere. And that's coming from the guy who usually says "If ya want a windshield, buy a car." ETA: Those flat black bits around the lower parts of the bike (bag bottoms, driving light surrounds) should be body color, though. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-06-2017, 10:40 PM	#1122
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	My guess is they copied the latest ultra glide, and put 2 tiny radiators in the lower fairings. And grav, the black plastic bottoms of the bags are so you can set them on the ground when you unmount them. Maybe __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2017, 11:36 AM	#1111
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I don't know. Looks like you was going to blow someone in post #1109. What you do for Xanax? You should have called me. Get her some purple meskies or some peyote buttons or purple mushrooms out the cow pasture. The shrooms are good for you because she will want to lick you all over, then she will sleep after 2 hrs of licking. Sent from my Z818L using Tapatalk

06-05-2017, 09:49 PM	#1113
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	It the saying you said. It not who you know it who you blow. It is nice to get stuff free. I get stuff in the mail all the time. Mebbe no more.

06-05-2017, 11:52 PM	#1115
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Well just stick with your old buddy Ed and I will teach you all the crap that you are too intelligent to think of. Kinda like what Bill Clinton said. " Oral is not immoral. " He could've said it. Talking about bikes this is the new Yamaha touring bike. 117 ci. Holy shit. Direct competition with the Harley Ultra Glide and that other thing the Indian. You have to go to the dark side to get the particulars.

06-06-2017, 07:07 AM	#1118
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Jim needs to dye his sideburns gray so he will fit in. He already has the gut.lol.

06-06-2017, 09:33 PM	#1121
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I'm thinking does it have radiators? I mean whats with the big scoops on the sides under the faring?

06-06-2017, 10:43 PM	#1123
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	High Torque Engine with Cutting-Edge Rider Aids Featuring a torque-rich 1854cc air-cooled V-twin, Star Venture® produces smooth, effortless passing power even when fully loaded. And with ride-by-wire throttle control, traction control and selectable riding modes, Star Venture brings class-leading technology to the luxury touring class. Wrong again. It's long. 67" wheel base. Mine is 63" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-06-2017, 11:17 PM	#1124
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I read that it also has an oil cooler between the front down tubes (as did a Kawasaki I once had).

06-07-2017, 09:55 AM	#1125
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Looks to me like the trunk and tour Pak are not that big. It doesn't even have whitewalls. Everyone knows that ww tires make the bike go faster.

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