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classicman · 09-23-2010, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

All these ended up in the dumpster along with the last hobo...

FTFY

spudcon · 09-25-2010, 10:06 PM

Gunmaster, we need you here in America!

GunMaster357 · 09-26-2010, 10:13 AM

I'm just trying to get on with my live as peacefully as possible.

When I say that the last thief ended up in the dumpster it's not a figure of style...

The last one tried to rob me of my phone outside a restaurant and ended up at the hospital with a broken nose due to the nice headbutt I served him.

Unfortunately for me, I had to run him down and the headbutting happened in front of policemen (I didn't see them). So I spend my night at the police station with policemen telling that I shouldn't do that, that I was dangerous, just because I recovered my property. They even told me that in the near future I may have problems because that guy would probably round up some friends to rough me up.

That's France for you.

Let the children come to me... They have a need to learn some lessons...

Undertoad · 09-26-2010, 03:08 PM

You really should be more considerate of thieves, GM. Apparently you were supposed to give him a gentle handshake and wish him well?

GunMaster357 · 09-27-2010, 10:59 AM

So it seems.

I gave him a shake (but no hand and no booty) and I washed him away

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2010, 10:31 PM

Quote:

The owner of a bright-pink cat which mystified onlookers when it hurtled over a garden wall last week has admitted that she dyed the animal to match her hair.
The cat was taken to the RSPCA by a concerned man after it flew into his back garden in Swindon, Wilts. Officers suspected that yobs had dyed it pink before throwing it over the wooden fence. But now the animal has been claimed by its owner, 22-year-old Natasha Gregory, who has revealed that she dyed it herself using food colouring to match her own pink hair.

There's a picture of the woman and the cat here, no it's not Sundae.

classicman · 09-28-2010, 11:08 PM

here's another

ZenGum · 09-29-2010, 08:11 AM

Some drunk dude is still trying to decide whether to tell his mates ...

GunMaster357 · 09-30-2010, 03:03 PM

Isn't it the correct color for pussy?

GunMaster357 · 10-02-2010, 02:07 PM

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2910996/

Guys, be very careful or no more bedroom fun.

Gravdigr · 10-03-2010, 01:23 AM

I'd kill myself.

GunMaster357 · 10-03-2010, 07:32 AM

I dare that he may qualify for a darwin award :

As for as I know, he didn't reproduce himself and taking double dose of a medication is stupidity.

Not as spectacular as using a lighter to check if your gas tank is empty, but effective nonetheless.

footfootfoot · 10-03-2010, 09:32 AM

Oh yeah, agreed. Who the fuck doesn't read the warnings on the meds before they start popping them like mints? I mean, besides Keith Moon.

classicman · 10-03-2010, 12:50 PM

I think there may be a question of metal stability with this particular individual as well. That may have complicated the situation.

HungLikeJesus · 10-03-2010, 01:34 PM

You mean like low iron?

09-25-2010, 10:06 PM	#1112
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Gunmaster, we need you here in America! __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

09-26-2010, 10:13 AM	#1113
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I'm just trying to get on with my live as peacefully as possible. When I say that the last thief ended up in the dumpster it's not a figure of style... The last one tried to rob me of my phone outside a restaurant and ended up at the hospital with a broken nose due to the nice headbutt I served him. Unfortunately for me, I had to run him down and the headbutting happened in front of policemen (I didn't see them). So I spend my night at the police station with policemen telling that I shouldn't do that, that I was dangerous, just because I recovered my property. They even told me that in the near future I may have problems because that guy would probably round up some friends to rough me up. That's France for you. Let the children come to me... They have a need to learn some lessons... __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

09-27-2010, 10:59 AM	#1115
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	So it seems. I gave him a shake (but no hand and no booty) and I washed him away __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

09-28-2010, 11:08 PM	#1117
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	here's another __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-29-2010, 08:11 AM	#1118
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Some drunk dude is still trying to decide whether to tell his mates ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-26-2010, 03:08 PM	#1114
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You really should be more considerate of thieves, GM. Apparently you were supposed to give him a gentle handshake and wish him well?

09-30-2010, 03:03 PM	#1119
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Isn't it the correct color for pussy? __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

10-02-2010, 02:07 PM	#1120
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Penis amputee http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2910996/ Guys, be very careful or no more bedroom fun. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

10-03-2010, 01:23 AM	#1121
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'd kill myself. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-03-2010, 07:32 AM	#1122
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I dare that he may qualify for a darwin award : As for as I know, he didn't reproduce himself and taking double dose of a medication is stupidity. Not as spectacular as using a lighter to check if your gas tank is empty, but effective nonetheless. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

10-03-2010, 09:32 AM	#1123
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh yeah, agreed. Who the fuck doesn't read the warnings on the meds before they start popping them like mints? I mean, besides Keith Moon. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-03-2010, 12:50 PM	#1124
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I think there may be a question of metal stability with this particular individual as well. That may have complicated the situation. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-03-2010, 01:34 PM	#1125
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You mean like low iron? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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