What's making you happy today? - Page 765

xoxoxoBruce · 10-23-2016, 09:03 AM

Maybe because she hasn't been able to find what box the weapons are in.

captainhook455 · 10-23-2016, 02:24 PM

Did ya ever wash your pu$$y? Poor little calico female moved in with us and she is a flea magnet. I put Walmarts spot on her between the shoulder blades. They all eat Kit an Kaboodle and canned Friskies. All are in/out cats. She has this big swatch of white across her front. The others don't have this affliction yet. I see on the net to try Bentadine.

tarheel

Gravdigr · 11-02-2016, 03:15 PM

Saw an awesome set of boobs this morning.

With nothing between me and them but air.

Tell ya about it later.

Gravdigr · 11-03-2016, 03:11 PM

So, she paid the bail bondsman, but the jail wouldn't release my buddy till 6 am the next morning. Fuckers. I said to buddy's gf, this sucks. Now we gotta drive three hours back home, and be back up here by 6 in the damn morning. She asks if I could bear staying the night in a motel, so she don't have to do all that driving again, alone. I tell her a motel is right out, as I have less than a hundred bucks left on me. I thought it was gonna be a pay-the-guy-pick-him-up-get-the-fuck-home-situation. Chick says she'll pay for the room.

Room.

Not rooms.

Room. Singular.

Turns out they've stayed here before, and a single room with two beds is $128. A room with just a single bed is $110. Is this ok with me? Meh, I'll live.

So, we eat, have a few drinks. Kill time.

It's bedtime, and I have no problems. Off comes the hat, t-shirt, the shoes and socks, and I'm in my shorts and underwear in bed ready to lay awake all night. For one, I'm in a strange place, ain't no sleep happening for me, period. For two, I'm in a room with another man's woman, a pretty damn good-lookin' woman. Ain't no sleep happening for me, period.

The little pull-chain light in the "closet area" is left on. Plenty of light by which to see.

At around 2 am, I hear girl stir and sigh. A few minutes later, I hear her sigh again. Then she gets up and goes to the bathroom. Like she's the only person on the planet, she gets up, and walks across the room. Wearing a pair of little, little, black panties with a row of little tiny red ribbon bows around the top, and nothing else.

She left the bathroom door open while she peed.

My mind is now going 16,375,917 miles per hour.

I was wondering, in the porn movie of my mind, how the next 45 seconds might go. And then, how the next 2 hours might go.

She walked back to her bed, and I laid there with a tent pitched in my bed. At 4:30, she got up again, still just in the little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top, took a shower and with the room lights on, came back outta the bathroom, saw me sitting on the edge of the bed, and says just way too damn nonchalantly, "Oh. I didn't know you were up." She then put her hairbrush in her pocketbook, and then picked up her shirt and put it on. Just the shirt. For the next 15 minutes she walked around in just a shirt and those little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top.

I was fucking dying. Dying.

I don't think I have to tell you what part of me was as clean as it has ever been when I got out of the shower.

She's like 5'10", athletic build, got her own murdersickle, dark red hair, and boobs that Bob Segar sang about (two points of her own, standing way up high, way up firm and high). She could not hold a single pencil under these breastages, and they are not small.

I will remember those breastages and those little, little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top walking in from the bathroom in the very early morning for the rest. of. my. life.

Even if I live to be 10,000 years old.

BTW, dude's outta jail, urrbody's home, and I still have an erection.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-03-2016, 03:55 PM

Oh yeah, some of those close encounters are more memorable than getting laid.

captainhook455 · 11-04-2016, 08:27 AM

I'm thinking either I have a poor memory or you don't know how to phuck.

tarheel

Gravdigr · 11-04-2016, 01:27 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 11-04-2016, 03:05 PM

Long ago and far away, a friend invited me to a weekend long biker party his club was throwing. It started to sprinkle so the friend's girl and I ducked into a two man pup tent to do some lines. She was wearing a scoop neck blouse and when she leaned over the mirror all I could do is stare at those beautiful braless breasts. Years later she was my girlfriend for a couple years and we phucked plenty, but that display in the tent is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of her.

captainhook455 · 11-06-2016, 01:06 PM

Who da mods? This is the only thread I can't get. Just a black screen and comment arrow at the bottom.

tarheel

Gravdigr · 11-06-2016, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Long ago and far away, a friend invited me to a weekend long biker party his club was throwing. It started to sprinkle so the friend's girl and I ducked into a two man pup tent to do some lines. She was wearing a scoop neck blouse and when she leaned over the mirror all I could do is stare at those beautiful braless breasts. Years later she was my girlfriend for a couple years and we phucked plenty, but that display in the tent is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of her.

♪ ♫Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change♪ ♫
♪ ♫Or how we thought those days would never end♪ ♫
♪ ♫Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along♪ ♫
♪ ♫And think man I'd love to see that girl again♪ ♫

infinite monkey · 11-12-2016, 12:09 AM

My nieces' HS volleyball team won state semi-finals tonight. Going back tomorrow to win state. Wow, what a great bunch of kids, and i got to be with my family and the community watching it happen. I am so proud. Wish them luck!

elSicomoro · 11-12-2016, 12:26 AM

I begin my journey home tomorrow.

Gravdigr · 11-12-2016, 04:12 PM

I hope you have your address written down.

infinite monkey · 11-12-2016, 07:12 PM

State champions!

captainhook455 · 11-13-2016, 02:55 AM

Congratulations. I know y'all happy.

tarheel

10-23-2016, 09:03 AM	#11461
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe because she hasn't been able to find what box the weapons are in. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-02-2016, 03:15 PM	#11463
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Saw an awesome set of boobs this morning. With nothing between me and them but air. Tell ya about it later. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-03-2016, 03:11 PM	#11464
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So, she paid the bail bondsman, but the jail wouldn't release my buddy till 6 am the next morning. Fuckers. I said to buddy's gf, this sucks. Now we gotta drive three hours back home, and be back up here by 6 in the damn morning. She asks if I could bear staying the night in a motel, so she don't have to do all that driving again, alone. I tell her a motel is right out, as I have less than a hundred bucks left on me. I thought it was gonna be a pay-the-guy-pick-him-up-get-the-fuck-home-situation. Chick says she'll pay for the room. Room. Not rooms. Room. Singular. Turns out they've stayed here before, and a single room with two beds is $128. A room with just a single bed is $110. Is this ok with me? Meh, I'll live. So, we eat, have a few drinks. Kill time. It's bedtime, and I have no problems. Off comes the hat, t-shirt, the shoes and socks, and I'm in my shorts and underwear in bed ready to lay awake all night. For one, I'm in a strange place, ain't no sleep happening for me, period. For two, I'm in a room with another man's woman, a pretty damn good-lookin' woman. Ain't no sleep happening for me, period. The little pull-chain light in the "closet area" is left on. Plenty of light by which to see. At around 2 am, I hear girl stir and sigh. A few minutes later, I hear her sigh again. Then she gets up and goes to the bathroom. Like she's the only person on the planet, she gets up, and walks across the room. Wearing a pair of little, little, black panties with a row of little tiny red ribbon bows around the top, and nothing else. She left the bathroom door open while she peed. My mind is now going 16,375,917 miles per hour. I was wondering, in the porn movie of my mind, how the next 45 seconds might go. And then, how the next 2 hours might go. She walked back to her bed, and I laid there with a tent pitched in my bed. At 4:30, she got up again, still just in the little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top, took a shower and with the room lights on, came back outta the bathroom, saw me sitting on the edge of the bed, and says just way too damn nonchalantly, "Oh. I didn't know you were up." She then put her hairbrush in her pocketbook, and then picked up her shirt and put it on. Just the shirt. For the next 15 minutes she walked around in just a shirt and those little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top. I was fucking dying. Dying. I don't think I have to tell you what part of me was as clean as it has ever been when I got out of the shower. She's like 5'10", athletic build, got her own murdersickle, dark red hair, and boobs that Bob Segar sang about (two points of her own, standing way up high, way up firm and high). She could not hold a single pencil under these breastages, and they are not small. I will remember those breastages and those little, little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top walking in from the bathroom in the very early morning for the rest. of. my. life. Even if I live to be 10,000 years old. BTW, dude's outta jail, urrbody's home, and I still have an erection. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-03-2016, 03:55 PM	#11465
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh yeah, some of those close encounters are more memorable than getting laid. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-04-2016, 01:27 PM	#11467
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-23-2016, 02:24 PM	#11462
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Did ya ever wash your pu$$y? Poor little calico female moved in with us and she is a flea magnet. I put Walmarts spot on her between the shoulder blades. They all eat Kit an Kaboodle and canned Friskies. All are in/out cats. She has this big swatch of white across her front. The others don't have this affliction yet. I see on the net to try Bentadine. tarheel

11-04-2016, 08:27 AM	#11466
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I'm thinking either I have a poor memory or you don't know how to phuck. tarheel

11-04-2016, 03:05 PM	#11468
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Long ago and far away, a friend invited me to a weekend long biker party his club was throwing. It started to sprinkle so the friend's girl and I ducked into a two man pup tent to do some lines. She was wearing a scoop neck blouse and when she leaned over the mirror all I could do is stare at those beautiful braless breasts. Years later she was my girlfriend for a couple years and we phucked plenty, but that display in the tent is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of her. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-06-2016, 01:06 PM	#11469
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Who da mods? This is the only thread I can't get. Just a black screen and comment arrow at the bottom. tarheel

11-12-2016, 12:09 AM	#11471
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My nieces' HS volleyball team won state semi-finals tonight. Going back tomorrow to win state. Wow, what a great bunch of kids, and i got to be with my family and the community watching it happen. I am so proud. Wish them luck!

11-12-2016, 12:26 AM	#11472
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I begin my journey home tomorrow.

11-12-2016, 04:12 PM	#11473
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope you have your address written down. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-12-2016, 07:12 PM	#11474
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	State champions!

11-13-2016, 02:55 AM	#11475
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Congratulations. I know y'all happy. tarheel

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