10-29-2015, 07:04 PM | #11761 |
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Probably a Hungry Hungry Hippo, who's been anally probed then dumped in the ocean by Martians, as a warning to Earth to stay the hell away from their water supply. They've seen what we've done to our own.
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10-29-2015, 09:46 PM | #11762 |
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Dolphin.
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10-30-2015, 03:48 AM | #11763 |
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'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This whale is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't trapped 'im under the ice 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-WHALE!!
That being said, I've a lovely whale stew recipe 'round here somewhere....
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
10-30-2015, 03:50 AM | #11764 |
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Say that a little slower and huskier, kind of like Lauren Bacall, but wait until I get my Vaseline...
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10-30-2015, 11:36 AM | #11765 |
still says videotape
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10-30-2015, 12:33 PM | #11766 |
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Shark!
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11-02-2015, 05:44 PM | #11767 |
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11-02-2015, 05:45 PM | #11768 |
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11-03-2015, 08:07 AM | #11769 |
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Now that is fantastic.
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11-04-2015, 01:58 AM | #11770 |
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I don't get it, this was 1979, where are the Rockers? Are they gone by then?
It says new tribes but the Mods aren't new in '79, they go way back to the same era as the Rockers. Were they ASBO-ed out of existence?
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11-04-2015, 06:30 AM | #11771 |
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The 'What the fuck!' thread
The name of that Bill Murray character on SNL is "Honker." Carl Spackler is very similar to "Honker" but is more articulate.
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11-05-2015, 03:55 PM | #11774 |
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Got his money's worth out of both the pads and rotors. I wonder if that was a lockup at speed? Not a panic stop but failure to release.
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11-05-2015, 04:10 PM | #11775 |
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That had to make a noise.
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