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03-22-2015, 06:38 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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@foot - sorry to hear about the side effects. Keep on, though - glad you have some of the intended meds effects as well as the unintended.
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04-12-2015, 12:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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What is pissing you off this time?
My shitheel, cat-thieving old bastard of a neighbor was mowing his yard at 8:15 this morning. It's Sunday!
That's ok, though. Because it's a very simple thing to change from where I park GrandCherokeeOne now, to fifteen feet outside his bedroom window. He bitches that the teeniest little sound wakes him up/keeps him up, and he can't get back to sleep. Did I mention that GC1 has an exhaust leak? In the Y-pipe? Let's play, catnapper.
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04-12-2015, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
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I'll mow that early on a Sunday. IN AUGUST, when I'm trying to get it done before the 105 degree temperatures of the day hit.
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05-28-2015, 08:42 PM
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NSABFD
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: MS. usa
Posts: 3,908
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Office depot. After setting, waiting on road repairs. I get to the store and needed to make a bathroom brake. Lady met me at door and took my paper work for pickup of new printer.
Well after my break, no one knows wtf. She went to lunch. Well it worked out after the cluster fuck. I'll not even bring up wal-sucks
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05-29-2015, 03:42 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Dizney biznitch. She shoulda passed it off to someone who was gonna be around for two more minutes.
That woulda put me deep into pissed off.
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05-29-2015, 07:27 PM
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NSABFD
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: MS. usa
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07-05-2015, 09:12 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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Fucking no-see-ums. Glatt knows what I'm talking about. The fuckers can fly through window screens like they aren't there.
They are biting the shit out of me in my own home. Assholes.
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07-05-2015, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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fuckers.
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07-05-2015, 09:29 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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They drive the forest critters crazy too.
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07-06-2015, 10:41 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
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OMG .... HATE THEM! I read somewhere they are more attracted to certain people because of their blood type. Then a neighbor told me it was more one's diet than anything. Whatever - fuckers kill me.
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07-06-2015, 10:48 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
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Well fuck a duck, dudes. I thought maybe that was a nickname for some sort of bug I've already HEARD OF! No, it's an entirely new-to-me kind of bug. WTF?
 So, online sez they're mostly tropical, southern, little fuckers. I have never been subjected to one (KNOCKING ON WOOD) and hope never to be. (I've never seen a purple cow, either, but I digress.) Any and all blood-sucking parasites should be shot in the face. |
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07-06-2015, 11:18 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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They are actually worldwide, these these go all the way up to Canada.(and 11 for that matter) They are invisible, everywhere, and mercilessly unstoppable.
http://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/...ing_midges.htm 
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07-06-2015, 11:23 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
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Well then I'll just thank my lucky stars I haven't been subjected to them. Thanks Lucky Stars, now can I win the lottery? kthxbai, Lucky Stars.
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07-06-2015, 11:53 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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Lucky stars are magically more dense and hotter than lucky charms
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07-06-2015, 11:58 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Dense and hot. Sounds like a guy I dated once.
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