04-03-2011, 02:28 PM | #106 |
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I just read the obit of one Beulah M. Conquergood.
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08-17-2011, 03:59 PM | #107 |
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When she does, I bet it smells like fresh baked pie.
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08-18-2011, 09:17 AM | #108 |
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There is or was (I've switched banks) a woman at the bank here whose name is 'Qualtine'
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11-21-2011, 08:09 PM | #109 |
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Living in a glass house, but......
There is a Zolan on Thor's Academic Games team. I can almost hear the movie trailer...... The Thor Wars continue....can our hero defeat the Mighty Zolan and his epic p-flubs?
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08-26-2012, 02:21 PM | #110 |
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Self-explanatory, I believe.
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08-26-2012, 02:25 PM | #111 |
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I worked with a very insipid girl whose mother's maiden name was Grucock.
When we played the "what would your porn name be" one afternoon she was exceptionally reluctant. Her first pets after all were two Guinea Pigs called Pinky and Perky.
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08-26-2012, 04:15 PM | #112 |
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you can't beat Dickens for, well, beating you over the head with symbolic names.
Professor Gradgrind, indeed! How dumb does he think we are? but I did hear of a Roman soldier once named Bigus Dickus. His wife was called Incontinentia.
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Hawaii can't fit woman's last name on license
from AP, via YahooNews
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09-14-2013, 04:15 PM | #114 |
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This is one of those "penny wise, pound poor" issues of database programmers.
Back in the day, space was limited and programmers were mindful to conserve it as much as they could. To wit: Y2K But now the NSA has shown us that there is no limit to storage, and anything of any length is possible. |
01-04-2014, 03:01 PM | #115 |
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Please to note his rank...
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01-04-2014, 09:15 PM | #116 |
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Color me skeptical.
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01-05-2014, 12:27 PM | #117 |
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Ok, you're colored.
What do ya expect, with Velcro name tags? Myself, I separated the humor out, and, just enjoyed that.
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01-05-2014, 12:28 PM | #118 |
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It's Captain, if ya didn't get that far.
Although we could doubt that, too, if you like. Hell, it might not even be a guy, for all we know. Could be a houseplant. Or a vaguely human-esque tumbleweed.
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01-18-2014, 03:00 AM | #119 |
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I've sometimes been mistaken for Warwick Hunt. And Warren Assol.
some people say that to me
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01-18-2014, 09:16 AM | #120 |
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We used to pay a quarter at the Strawberry Festival to have them page "Mike Hunt." And we laughed and laughed. The old standard.
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