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orthodoc · 10-20-2012, 01:54 PM

Perfect for next summer. Might need a little hammock with a cooler beside it, too, for when he's done ...

footfootfoot · 10-20-2012, 06:32 PM

Model Railroad Figures: The possibilities are endless.

ZenGum · 10-20-2012, 07:25 PM

Get your scalp painted to look like a brain.

ETA With a few computer chip implants.

orthodoc · 10-20-2012, 08:16 PM

Endless possibilities ... NSFW, but endless.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-22-2012, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

My line of work isn't oncology but it involves helping people through injuries and exposures of various types.

Oh really, then I could use your help.
I was exposing myself down at the playground the other day, and some old biddy whacked me with her umbrella.

footfootfoot · 10-22-2012, 07:38 PM

injuries AND exposures, not injuries FROM exposures.

glatt · 10-27-2012, 06:22 AM

hey orthodoc, how are you doing?

Trilby · 10-27-2012, 07:02 AM

you all are hilarious. I never thought of doing a diorama thing.

I saw one woman who painted her head with really cool, psychedelic shapes and colors-that was neat. and wear really killer earrings with your scarves. Makes you look ethnic and scary at the same time.

Trilby · 10-27-2012, 07:03 AM

did I ever tell you what Cherry told me to do after I lost all my hair? she said to go down to the drugstore where the sell shampoo, whip off my scarf/wig with shampoo bottle in hand and announce loudly, "LOOK WHAT THIS PRODUCT DID TO MY HAIR!"

I thought that would be pretty funny.

orthodoc · 10-27-2012, 08:16 AM

It's been pretty much a Dorothy Parker week (what fresh hell is this?). Every day something new and amusing.

But - last weekend was the 7th hell or lower. This weekend I've clambered up to the 3rd or so, I think. Making progress. Given the past week, losing my hair in the next few days won't even show up on the radar. 'Bald this morning? Does it hurt? Does it make me throw up? No? Easiest part of my day.'

One day at a time, hour by hour, I am moving forward through this. When you're going through hell, keep going, and all that.

And - the diorama idea is toast as far as work is concerned.

The hospital just put new policies on dress and behavior in place that will keep any creative self-expression well hidden. But that's what the wig was always for, anyway. I can always have fun on weekends.

Clodfobble · 10-27-2012, 08:40 AM

You should let your patients sign your head, under the wig where administrators can't see.

orthodoc · 10-27-2012, 08:49 AM

If I didn't think someone'd rat me out, I'd do it.

Now, if I saw kids in my practice ... I could totally have fun with it. Might even get it past the administration. A Robin Williams sort of thing.

One thing I might do, if I feel up to it ... I have a friend in PA who's been growing his hair for a year and a half in order to go down to Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh and let the kids on the oncology inpatient unit shave his head - he's going to donate the hair to Locks of Love. Very cool project. Maybe I should go along, be the 'Vanna White' girl who calls the kids up and gives them a turn shaving ... and at the end, whip off MY wig and let them sign my scalp in nontoxic marker. Could be fun.

One thing about the Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh. They just built a new one, a beautiful building, but the architects made an extreme planning goof. They put beautiful big windows in the oncology ward, and the windows overlook ... a huge cemetery.

So they've replaced the clear glass with colored glass murals to block out the cemetery view. Nice.

Big Sarge · 10-27-2012, 09:09 AM

Have you thought about a tinfoil hat?? Besides covering your head, it helps block the alien transmissions. I sleep in mine everyday

orthodoc · 10-27-2012, 10:30 AM

Tinfoil ... let's see, I could work up an outfit to complement that

But I think it'd be crinkly to sleep on ... besides, the alien transmissions come in better at night.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-27-2012, 07:51 PM

Jim's got some blond braids that might be available in a few days.
Oh and when you get to hell level 2, don't forget to check out the sale on ladies unmentionables and sundries.

10-20-2012, 01:54 PM	#106
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Perfect for next summer. Might need a little hammock with a cooler beside it, too, for when he's done ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

10-20-2012, 06:32 PM	#107
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Model Railroad Figures: The possibilities are endless. Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-20-2012, 07:25 PM	#108
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Get your scalp painted to look like a brain. ETA With a few computer chip implants. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-20-2012, 08:16 PM	#109
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Endless possibilities ... NSFW, but endless. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

10-22-2012, 07:38 PM	#111
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	injuries AND exposures, not injuries FROM exposures. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-27-2012, 06:22 AM	#112
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	hey orthodoc, how are you doing?

10-27-2012, 07:02 AM	#113
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	you all are hilarious. I never thought of doing a diorama thing. I saw one woman who painted her head with really cool, psychedelic shapes and colors-that was neat. and wear really killer earrings with your scarves. Makes you look ethnic and scary at the same time. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-27-2012, 07:03 AM	#114
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	did I ever tell you what Cherry told me to do after I lost all my hair? she said to go down to the drugstore where the sell shampoo, whip off my scarf/wig with shampoo bottle in hand and announce loudly, "LOOK WHAT THIS PRODUCT DID TO MY HAIR!" I thought that would be pretty funny. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-27-2012, 08:16 AM	#115
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	It's been pretty much a Dorothy Parker week (what fresh hell is this?). Every day something new and amusing. But - last weekend was the 7th hell or lower. This weekend I've clambered up to the 3rd or so, I think. Making progress. Given the past week, losing my hair in the next few days won't even show up on the radar. 'Bald this morning? Does it hurt? Does it make me throw up? No? Easiest part of my day.' One day at a time, hour by hour, I am moving forward through this. When you're going through hell, keep going, and all that. And - the diorama idea is toast as far as work is concerned. The hospital just put new policies on dress and behavior in place that will keep any creative self-expression well hidden. But that's what the wig was always for, anyway. I can always have fun on weekends. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi Last edited by orthodoc; 10-27-2012 at 08:35 AM. Reason: TMI

10-27-2012, 08:40 AM	#116
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You should let your patients sign your head, under the wig where administrators can't see. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-27-2012, 08:49 AM	#117
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	If I didn't think someone'd rat me out, I'd do it. Now, if I saw kids in my practice ... I could totally have fun with it. Might even get it past the administration. A Robin Williams sort of thing. One thing I might do, if I feel up to it ... I have a friend in PA who's been growing his hair for a year and a half in order to go down to Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh and let the kids on the oncology inpatient unit shave his head - he's going to donate the hair to Locks of Love. Very cool project. Maybe I should go along, be the 'Vanna White' girl who calls the kids up and gives them a turn shaving ... and at the end, whip off MY wig and let them sign my scalp in nontoxic marker. Could be fun. One thing about the Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh. They just built a new one, a beautiful building, but the architects made an extreme planning goof. They put beautiful big windows in the oncology ward, and the windows overlook ... a huge cemetery. So they've replaced the clear glass with colored glass murals to block out the cemetery view. Nice. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

10-27-2012, 09:09 AM	#118
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Have you thought about a tinfoil hat?? Besides covering your head, it helps block the alien transmissions. I sleep in mine everyday __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-27-2012, 10:30 AM	#119
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Tinfoil ... let's see, I could work up an outfit to complement that But I think it'd be crinkly to sleep on ... besides, the alien transmissions come in better at night. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

10-27-2012, 07:51 PM	#120
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jim's got some blond braids that might be available in a few days. Oh and when you get to hell level 2, don't forget to check out the sale on ladies unmentionables and sundries. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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