Tasteless Jokes - Page 8

That Guy · 11-26-2002, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
When does a black man turn into a nigger?

The moment he leaves the room.

11-30-2002, 07:20 PM

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Tobiasly · 11-30-2002, 08:27 PM

Did you hear about the house the two lesbians built?

There were no studs; it was all tongue-and-groove.

j03L10T · 12-01-2002, 08:48 AM

Just one. All she has to do is the handy man.

MaggieL · 12-01-2002, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by j03L10T
Just one. All she has to do is the handy man.

When you start off with two lesbians, "handy man" is an oxymoron. :-)

j03L10T · 12-02-2002, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by MaggieL

When you start off with two lesbians, "handy man" is an oxymoron. :-)

As intended, there are two characters in the joke. One who is a lesbian, the other is a handy man. Sorry if it went over your head, but the lesbian in the joke would still prefer a man to screw it in for her. The bulb that is and the handy man only likes women but I felt no need to include that information in the joke. My answer is still "just one". It is an original. No sarcasm intended, honest.

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headsplice · 12-04-2002, 03:06 PM

"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"

12-04-2002, 05:57 PM

Nothin', y'already done told'er twice.

MaggieL · 12-04-2002, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by j03L10T

Sorry if it went over your head, but the lesbian in the joke would still prefer a man to screw it in for her.
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Sorry if it went over *your* head, but for a lesbian, there's nothing handy about a man. :-) It is true that how much some men would like to believe lesbians need them for *anything* other than the occasional sperm donation is one of the funniest things on the planet.

How many fleas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but the problem is getting them in there to begin with.

j03L10T · 12-05-2002, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by headsplice
"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"

I dunno, maybe "now that's what I call being 'hard up' for nookie?".

russotto · 12-05-2002, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by MaggieL

Sorry if it went over *your* head, but for a lesbian, there's nothing handy about a man. :-) It is true that how much some men would like to believe lesbians need them for *anything* other than the occasional sperm donation is one of the funniest things on the planet.

You mean lesbians have learned to open vacuum-sealed jars, do basic automobile maintenence, and read maps? Damn, there go those subjugation strategies right out the window.

Hmph. I'll bet you're the one who gave away the secrets, too. You're not going to tell the heterosexual women, are you?

wolf · 12-05-2002, 08:33 PM

I hear they can parallel park too ...

Tobiasly · 12-05-2002, 08:49 PM

Yeah, sure wolf. You'll believe anything you see on TV.

"Now with quadrasteering, to help you get in tight spaces." Of course they don't show the woman getting out of the car and letting the professional driver in to back in between those motorcycles.

Do you know why Helen Keller was such a bad driver? Oops, sorry.. already done

wolf · 12-05-2002, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by Tobiasly
Yeah, sure wolf. You'll believe anything you see on TV.

"Now with quadrasteering, to help you get in tight spaces." Of course they don't show the woman getting out of the car and letting the professional driver in to back in between those motorcycles.

Just because the chick ... er... woman in that commericial with the bikers drives an SUV and is able to parallel park does NOT make her a lesbian!!

My apologies if I spoiled your fantasy.

MaggieL · 12-05-2002, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by russotto
Hmph. I'll bet you're the one who gave away the secrets, too. You're not going to tell the heterosexual women, are you?

Naw....none of them will sleep with me. :-)

12-01-2002, 08:48 AM	#109
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. All she has to do is the handy man. __________________ "There never seems to be enough time to do things you wanna' do once you find them."-excerpt from Jim Croce's 'Time in a Bottle'.

12-04-2002, 03:06 PM	#112
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?" __________________ Don't Panic

12-05-2002, 08:33 PM	#117
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I hear they can parallel park too ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-30-2002, 07:20 PM	#107
dave Guest Posts: n/a	What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

11-30-2002, 08:27 PM	#108
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Did you hear about the house the two lesbians built? There were no studs; it was all tongue-and-groove.

12-04-2002, 05:57 PM	#113
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Nothin', y'already done told'er twice.

12-05-2002, 08:49 PM	#118
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Yeah, sure wolf. You'll believe anything you see on TV. "Now with quadrasteering, to help you get in tight spaces." Of course they don't show the woman getting out of the car and letting the professional driver in to back in between those motorcycles. Do you know why Helen Keller was such a bad driver? Oops, sorry.. already done

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