Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 8

Deuce · 01-29-2007, 11:33 AM

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My daughter (2) has a very unhelpful set of responses when she hurts her self and we ask her where she hurts:

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Over there ---> *points to floor*

Fell down "over there"

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In the kitchen.

Bonked her head on the counter "in the kitchen"

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At the door.

Pinched her finger "At the door."

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Sometimes she's stopped crying before we figure out what the problem is.

Two year olds move fast, you've got to move faster.

Phil · 01-29-2007, 02:10 PM

oh mum! you look as camp as a butcher's dog!

01-29-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I've watched it and have no clue. Who knows what is going on in his head?

Yeah, we have them all and I watched it... I could not get a clue at all. I have a three year old also, so I thought I may gain some insight because I spend some time interpreting... but, alas, no.
Perhaps it's code for something.

Bullitt · 01-30-2007, 02:18 AM

A kid in my kindergarten class today was trying to draw a lady stick figure. He made it pretty tall and disfigured then turned to me and said "She's tall for a lady, that's because she's really a man!"

SteveDallas · 02-04-2007, 08:32 PM

"Is that a man or a woman?"

--Young Master Dallas, watching the Artiste Formerly Known as Prince at the Superbowl halftime show.

Hoof Hearted · 02-04-2007, 11:18 PM

Dude looks like a lady?

Cloud · 02-05-2007, 12:15 AM

I just want to know what those bunny ear things on his head were

Ibby · 02-05-2007, 08:31 PM

That was the best fuckin' show, but the worst fuckin' hair!

My sister asked the same of David Bowie in labyrinth. Actually, it was 'whos dat lady mommy?'

missaminus · 02-10-2007, 07:01 PM

My 14 yr old is big-time grounded (don't ask), but there was an all-girl party/sleepover coming up last weekend, and we were talking in the kitchen about the conditions under which she could go. I told her facetiously that despite the fact that she is grounded, it would be nice to be rid of her for a night so I could have some peace and quiet.

Two minutes later, my 11 yr old son is on the phone talking to his friend's dad asking if he can come over to their house to play. He says, "can I come over? My mom wants to get rid of me!" I was sooo embarrassed!

monster · 02-11-2007, 04:20 PM

NAAPID in school tomorrow. Each class is studying a "lesser-known" African American person in history for a presentation to the rest of the school. We asked our kindergartner who his class was studying, to which the reply was "all of them"!

(Nation African American Parent Involvement Day)

monster · 02-17-2007, 11:39 PM

I asked Thor to pass me a beer from the fridge (well that's why we have them isn't it?). He brought me an apple.

Perry Winkle · 02-18-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

I asked Thor to pass me a beer from the fridge (well that's why we have them isn't it?). He brought me an apple.

Hah, think that's a sign?

monster · 02-18-2007, 09:47 PM

Could be....

Today beest was helping Thor with his science fair project -Metal or Not Metal. It involves testing things with a metal detector. (Well he is still in Kindergarten). So he was preparing a list of things to test and predicting the outcomes. After a few testing sessions, he's getting an idea of what is metal and what isn't, so all of things he was choosing to test were things he thought would be metal (so exciting to hear the "beep"). Beest was making a few non-metal suggestions. They had just shovelled the snow, so one suggestion was sidewalk. Thor did not want to test the sidewalk. Why not? Because some of it is metal and some isn't. Expecting some keen observation about water shut-off access points and the like beest asked "Which parts do you think are metal?" "The robot bits"

....

....

....

Sidewalks

.....

Cyborgs

He scares me. He's the only one of us who could be the president of the United States. Let's hope he decides he want to be a lumberjack or something.....

footfootfoot · 02-18-2007, 10:00 PM

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He scares me. He's the only one of us who could be the president of the United States. Let's hope he decides he want to be a lumberjack or something.....

:kneeslapping:

footfootfoot · 02-18-2007, 10:03 PM

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Several times while watching Thomas the Tank engine, inch has ordered me out of the room while a particular episode is playing. He gets very agitated and is emphatic about me going away. It is the episode with a big elephant being carted around. I am going to watch it later and see what it's about.

Very odd. All the others he doesn't mind me being around, and the one where Fergus has to go to the smelter, gets him scared and he insists that I stand by.

It's my own personal WTF?

At Labrat's suggestion I waited for an opportune time and asked him. He said it was because they were having a party. (Fair enough, he has a reason.) "The party isn't for you," he continued. "The party is just for me."

So the movie and the party are just for him.

01-29-2007, 02:10 PM	#107
Phil Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 304	oh mum! you look as camp as a butcher's dog! __________________ Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is unable to believe things for which there is no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of a convenient means of feeling superior to others.

01-30-2007, 02:18 AM	#109
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	A kid in my kindergarten class today was trying to draw a lady stick figure. He made it pretty tall and disfigured then turned to me and said "She's tall for a lady, that's because she's really a man!" __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

02-04-2007, 11:18 PM	#111
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	Dude looks like a lady? __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

02-05-2007, 08:31 PM	#113
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	That was the best fuckin' show, but the worst fuckin' hair! My sister asked the same of David Bowie in labyrinth. Actually, it was 'whos dat lady mommy?' __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

02-11-2007, 04:20 PM	#115
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	NAAPID in school tomorrow. Each class is studying a "lesser-known" African American person in history for a presentation to the rest of the school. We asked our kindergartner who his class was studying, to which the reply was "all of them"! (Nation African American Parent Involvement Day) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-04-2007, 08:32 PM	#110
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"Is that a man or a woman?" --Young Master Dallas, watching the Artiste Formerly Known as Prince at the Superbowl halftime show.

02-05-2007, 12:15 AM	#112
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I just want to know what those bunny ear things on his head were

02-10-2007, 07:01 PM	#114
missaminus Writer of Writings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: I bloom where planted Posts: 14	My 14 yr old is big-time grounded (don't ask), but there was an all-girl party/sleepover coming up last weekend, and we were talking in the kitchen about the conditions under which she could go. I told her facetiously that despite the fact that she is grounded, it would be nice to be rid of her for a night so I could have some peace and quiet. Two minutes later, my 11 yr old son is on the phone talking to his friend's dad asking if he can come over to their house to play. He says, "can I come over? My mom wants to get rid of me!" I was sooo embarrassed!

02-17-2007, 11:39 PM	#116
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I asked Thor to pass me a beer from the fridge (well that's why we have them isn't it?). He brought me an apple. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-18-2007, 09:47 PM	#118
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Could be.... Today beest was helping Thor with his science fair project -Metal or Not Metal. It involves testing things with a metal detector. (Well he is still in Kindergarten). So he was preparing a list of things to test and predicting the outcomes. After a few testing sessions, he's getting an idea of what is metal and what isn't, so all of things he was choosing to test were things he thought would be metal (so exciting to hear the "beep"). Beest was making a few non-metal suggestions. They had just shovelled the snow, so one suggestion was sidewalk. Thor did not want to test the sidewalk. Why not? Because some of it is metal and some isn't. Expecting some keen observation about water shut-off access points and the like beest asked "Which parts do you think are metal?" "The robot bits" .... .... .... Sidewalks ..... Cyborgs He scares me. He's the only one of us who could be the president of the United States. Let's hope he decides he want to be a lumberjack or something..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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