Strange compliments - Page 8

morethanpretty · 03-27-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

And someone, somewhere, is being turned on by reading it ...

Damn, how'd you know?

ZenGum · 03-28-2009, 02:37 AM

Got a nurse costume?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-28-2009, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

And someone, somewhere, is being turned on by reading it ...

No, it was thinking about The Deep... water, thin white shirt, nipples.

Mad Professor · 03-28-2009, 08:49 AM

two people have told me I have a distinguished nose

Cloud · 03-28-2009, 10:29 AM

uh . . . I think that's code for "big"!

Shawnee123 · 03-28-2009, 10:52 AM

Sitting in HS choir, and my friend says "you have smoker's lips." I'm like "HUH?" My other friend says "you do...the way your mouth is shaped you look like you should have one of those old time cigarette holders."

So, 14 years later I started smoking. :p

lumberjim · 03-28-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mad Professor

two people have told me I have a distinguished nose

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Originally Posted by Cloud

uh . . . I think that's code for "big"!

well......at this point I'd like to tell someone that they have a distinguished mouth.....or a distinguished ass......

just because it's funny in this particular context. unfortunately, no one in this thread really deserves it.

I could have gone with.....'that's what she meant when she said I had a distinguished cock!' but......i don't like to brag (lie).

sugarpop · 03-28-2009, 09:53 PM

pictures please.

capnhowdy · 03-28-2009, 10:06 PM

I'll show you mine if he'll show you his.

sugarpop · 03-28-2009, 11:33 PM

yes please.

Mad Professor · 03-29-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

uh . . . I think that's code for "big"!

Cloud, you have just seriously rained on my parade

Mad Professor · 03-29-2009, 03:48 PM

just realised my unintended pun there

monster · 04-03-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

I got my MRI done yesterday; I feel like a microwaved burrito!

But I got the strangest compliment after I was through. At one point, they had me hold my breath repeatedly so they could get clear pics of the abdomen. The tech said afterwards, "You're a great breather! Are you a swimmer or a singer? We get people in here all the time who can't hold their breath, and they get crappy pictures. We got great pictures from you."

I told him I trained as a singer in my youth, which was true. Or maybe I just have strong abdominal muscles.

But it could just be all those bong hits.

What strange compliments have you received?

haha

I just got my back x-rayed and she said I had a very photogenic coccyx and sacrum

Apparently, most people have "gas" in there that obscures the picture.

So before you get you back x-rayed........

Shawnee123 · 04-03-2009, 02:16 PM

DaVinci's Teh Mona Coccyx.

jinx · 04-03-2009, 02:38 PM

Jim gave me one the other day that went something like... your ass looks really good... the cellulite is supposed to be there... you're 36.

I was touched.

03-28-2009, 02:37 AM	#107
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Got a nurse costume? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-28-2009, 08:49 AM	#109
Mad Professor Belt Conveyor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Blighty Posts: 65	two people have told me I have a distinguished nose __________________ Nothin' seems that weird anymore Lo Fidelity Allstars

03-28-2009, 10:29 AM	#110
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	uh . . . I think that's code for "big"! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-28-2009, 10:52 AM	#111
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sitting in HS choir, and my friend says "you have smoker's lips." I'm like "HUH?" My other friend says "you do...the way your mouth is shaped you look like you should have one of those old time cigarette holders." So, 14 years later I started smoking. :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-28-2009, 10:06 PM	#114
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I'll show you mine if he'll show you his. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-28-2009, 09:53 PM	#113
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	pictures please.

03-28-2009, 11:33 PM	#115
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	yes please.

03-29-2009, 03:48 PM	#117
Mad Professor Belt Conveyor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Blighty Posts: 65	just realised my unintended pun there __________________ Nothin' seems that weird anymore Lo Fidelity Allstars

04-03-2009, 02:16 PM	#119
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	DaVinci's Teh Mona Coccyx. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-03-2009, 02:38 PM	#120
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Jim gave me one the other day that went something like... your ass looks really good... the cellulite is supposed to be there... you're 36. I was touched. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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