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12-30-2016, 01:22 PM | #12137 |
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Awesomeness.
I drove a Yugo for a while. It got me around.
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12-30-2016, 02:09 PM | #12138 |
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Around the bend?
What were your digits? Did it travel long distance or local calls only? What made you finally hang up?
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12-30-2016, 02:44 PM | #12139 |
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Know why Yugos had rear window defrosters?
To keep your hands warm while you're pushing that piece of shit. Guy walks into a parts store, and says "I'd like a rearview mirror for my Yugo." The guy behind the counter says "That sounds like a good trade."
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12-30-2016, 02:53 PM | #12140 |
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All joking aside, the one I drove was actually a pretty decent little car. A red GV, 4-speed, am/fm/cassette and two, count 'em, two speakers.
Momdigr bought it as a brand new unsold vehicle. It was a couple years old. A guy in Clarksville, Tennessee bought a shitload of never sold Yugos, and sold them for about $2500 a piece. Momdigr used for a 60 mile (round trip) commute for a few years, before putting it out to pasture. That's when I got hold of it. I cleaned out a fence row with it, and didn't even dent it. I tried, literally, and I mean literally, to pull the gear shift out of the transmission in a fit of rage. I was bent over, completely inside the car, both hands gripping the gear shift, bending, snatching, yanking, cussing. Drove it for a year after that. Finally smoked the clutch, and it was sold to a friend of Popdigr's who wanted the engine to run a mini sawmill.
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01-01-2017, 05:55 PM | #12142 |
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More titty for daddy is a good thing. I don't care if they're filled with mashed potatoes.
Mmmm...warm, buttery mashed potatoes...( . v . )
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01-02-2017, 10:25 AM | #12143 |
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Those would be far better than the immovable overfilled, rock hard balloons some women seem to have these days. I prefer nature's creations. I think Imma start a list.
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01-04-2017, 05:59 PM | #12144 |
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WTF?
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01-08-2017, 02:40 AM | #12145 |
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I'd hate to see what they consider bad...
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01-08-2017, 02:24 PM | #12146 |
To shreds, you say?
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01-10-2017, 05:43 PM | #12147 |
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01-13-2017, 06:51 PM | #12148 |
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All your pictures are broke Gravdigr. Oh boo hoo.
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01-14-2017, 07:07 AM | #12149 |
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That last pic is creepy as fuck.
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01-14-2017, 04:26 PM | #12150 |
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I think those are CPR trainer dummies, with the mouths removed.
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