The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 814

captainhook455 · 08-08-2017, 04:49 PM

I heard that you wake with a boner, but it is only good for 3 seconds.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-08-2017, 05:28 PM

3 seconds? I should be so lucky.

glatt · 08-15-2017, 12:02 PM

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Happy Monkey · 08-15-2017, 12:35 PM

Bathroom in a ship like this?

Perhaps not that one exactly, though:

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There are two heads (bathrooms) on-board, two showers, but only one that can be used in the vertical and one that can be used in the horizontal position.

But maybe they both have double sink, and it's only the shower and toilet that are one-way.

I wouldn't leave the lid off that soap if I were them.

glatt · 08-15-2017, 01:02 PM

bingo!

glatt · 08-15-2017, 01:03 PM

I'm impressed with the plumbing, by the way. Never seen shutoff valves in a drain pipe before.

Gravdigr · 08-17-2017, 04:04 PM

Gravdigr · 08-22-2017, 04:21 PM

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Pamela · 08-24-2017, 10:36 PM

BIG microburst?

Gravdigr · 08-26-2017, 03:49 PM

Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide

If ya just waited a minute, wouldn't that have been less paperwork?

I wonder if she left a thank you note?

"If you try suicide in our county, we will kill you."

Attempted suicide, a crime punishable by death.

Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the waterboarded squrl.

Gravdigr · 09-01-2017, 01:16 PM

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Yeah, do you remember two years ago, right after the terror attacks in Paris, when 'We Were All Charlie Hebdo'? Because evidently they don't. But they're French. So you know, what did you expect from those bunch of pussies?

~Ernie's House Of Whoop-Ass

Fuck you France. Wonder how your world would be different if you had taken that stance in the 40s?

Happy Monkey · 09-01-2017, 01:51 PM

That's the annoying thing about equal-opportunity offenders... how offensive they can be.

Clodfobble · 09-01-2017, 05:00 PM

It's not offensive to me, though it's largely inaccurate. Houston's a majority-minority city that historically swing-votes and most recently voted blue. You'd have to flood the rural parts of Texas to get any good Nazi drownin'.

Happy Monkey · 09-01-2017, 05:58 PM

Man becomes mayor of Hell, bans heterosexuals, is immediately impeached.

Pico and ME · 09-01-2017, 06:02 PM

no worries, i found it.

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08-17-2017, 04:04 PM	#12202
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08-22-2017, 04:21 PM	#12203
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08-26-2017, 03:49 PM	#12205
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide If ya just waited a minute, wouldn't that have been less paperwork? I wonder if she left a thank you note? "If you try suicide in our county, we will kill you." Attempted suicide, a crime punishable by death. Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the waterboarded squrl. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-01-2017, 01:51 PM	#12207
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	That's the annoying thing about equal-opportunity offenders... how offensive they can be. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-08-2017, 04:49 PM	#12196
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I heard that you wake with a boner, but it is only good for 3 seconds.

08-15-2017, 12:02 PM	#12198
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717

08-15-2017, 01:02 PM	#12200
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	bingo!

08-15-2017, 01:03 PM	#12201
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm impressed with the plumbing, by the way. Never seen shutoff valves in a drain pipe before.

08-24-2017, 10:36 PM	#12204
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	BIG microburst?

09-01-2017, 05:00 PM	#12208
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's not offensive to me, though it's largely inaccurate. Houston's a majority-minority city that historically swing-votes and most recently voted blue. You'd have to flood the rural parts of Texas to get any good Nazi drownin'. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-01-2017, 05:58 PM	#12209
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Man becomes mayor of Hell, bans heterosexuals, is immediately impeached. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics] Last edited by Happy Monkey; 09-01-2017 at 06:04 PM.

09-01-2017, 06:02 PM	#12210
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