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Someone has excess disposable income...
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09-14-2017, 02:40 AM | #12227 |
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I guess he had the bread.
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I'd have made them look toasted. Amateurs.
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09-14-2017, 10:01 AM | #12230 |
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What? They are toasted, that's white bread, any darker will create acrylamide.
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God, Bruce.. please don't ruin toast for me.
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09-14-2017, 03:37 PM | #12232 |
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Would someone please ruin toast for Flint?
Please.
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WTF? Oh, French... nevermind.
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Thank you, Google.
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Well, there ya go.
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Found in the fridge at The Shack:
Fred water?!? WTF? Quote:
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So you use your loyal friend Fred for your own good, and turn him into piss. Nice friend you are.
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Bonus: It's right across the river from Sleepy Hollow! Tell Ichabod we said Hi.
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But it's not alpine springs, it's Alpine Springs, the name of a company, which was carefully chosen to feed my Julie Andrews tripping naked through an alpine meadow fetish.
I first thought this was our border with another nation. Oh, it is our border with another nation.
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