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Old 10-07-2019, 08:09 PM   #12256
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At Penn State football games, the entire stadium sings Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline". Then somebody (being politically correct) banned the song because it promoted pedophilia. Eventually, sanity returned a year or two later.

Does that make anyone happy today? Or, as a victim of a pedophile, angry?

Still cannot remember what the question was.
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Old 10-07-2019, 09:17 PM   #12257
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… Inuit … Yupik … Iρupiat … Inuvialuit … Kalaallit … Aleut … Athabaskans … Eskimo ...
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Old 10-07-2019, 09:45 PM   #12258
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What is the "I" for?
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Old 10-07-2019, 09:58 PM   #12259
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The frustration and/or confusion will be logical, since he is not racist. As much as they would protest, the person calling him racist when he is not is the one who is illogical.
Oh for sure--their behavior is totally illogical, as is most of human behavior. I fucking hate it. But you have to interact with humans to get things done in life.

When my kids are being illogical about what shoes they're going to wear, I can sit them down and have a 20-minute discussion about it--after which they will not have changed their minds one bit--or I can present them with an equally illogical false choice that gets us out the damn door. You have to learn the game, even if the game is stupid, or you won't get anywhere. The game, in this case, is a very simple, if no less stupid, one. 1.) You say "eskimo," you get called racist. 2.) Being labelled as racist stands in the way of many things in life, no matter how true it is or isn't. 3.) Therefore, don't say the word. Or do, and suffer the consequences. But don't act like you didn't know what the consequences were.
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Old 10-07-2019, 09:59 PM   #12260
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What is the "I" for?
I is "intersex," what used to be called "hermaphrodite."
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Old 10-07-2019, 10:28 PM   #12261
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It's all just a big game of see who you can control, see how much fun it is to wield power and, of course, re-elect Trump in the process.

Nobody has labeled my racist ass and I can't see how it would stick if they did.

At least it wouldn't stick as far as my foot would be up the ass of whoever called me that.

Better not be a fuckin' Eskimo. I hate those motherfuckers.
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Old 10-07-2019, 10:54 PM   #12262
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Oh for sure--their behavior is totally illogical, as is most of human behavior. I fucking hate it. But you have to interact with humans to get things done in life.
With these you'll always be ready for an Eskimo kiss.

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Old 10-08-2019, 12:33 AM   #12263
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Better not be a fuckin' Eskimo. I hate those motherfuckers.
I've noticed that, all the times I've been to your house I've never seen an Eskimo. I just didn't want to mention it because it might be a sensitive subject. You known, like an Eskimo ran over your puppy or something.
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Old 10-08-2019, 12:44 AM   #12264
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My neighborhood is clean, as we say. Eskimo-free.

We don't take kindly to no blubber-eaters around here.
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Old 10-08-2019, 12:48 AM   #12265
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Um, don't be too hasty, one of their traditions is to share their wife on cold night in the igloo.
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Old 10-08-2019, 12:48 AM   #12266
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(You realize how bad any of us could be made to look, if any of our posts was taken out of context? )
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Old 10-08-2019, 12:49 AM   #12267
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Old 10-08-2019, 06:07 PM   #12268
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Old 10-10-2019, 09:37 PM   #12269
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We're on vacation in NYC this week, and this evening we shared an elevator with a nice man taking his dog out for a walk. After he got off, I told Mr. Clod that the guy was Clinton Kelly, who I used to watch all the time on What Not To Wear. Mr. Clod adamantly disagreed, but I proved him wrong by googling the name of Clinton Kelly's dog. I win, motherfucker!
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Old 10-10-2019, 10:21 PM   #12270
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I'm on vacation too!!!!
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